How Long does it take Vegeta to change a light bulb???
Answer: 2 hours and 25 minutes because...
-it takes him 1 hour for him to stop arguing with Bulma about why he has to be the one to change the light bulb
-it takes 30 minutes for him to stop thretaning Trunks to do it
-It takes him 10 Minutes to rush to the Hardware Store because he destroyed the 1st light bulb out of anger
- it takes him another 30 Minutes to apoligize to Bulma after he destroyed the Hardware Store and everything beside it within a five mile radius
-Finally, it takes him 15 minutes to stop snapping his fingers waiting for the Prince's servants
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How Long does it take Goku to change a light Bulb??
Answer: 4 Hours 45 minutes because...
- It takes 1 hour for him to stop the Forest Fire he created when he accidentaly shot a ki blast into the forest
- It takes him 10 Minutes to think about how to change a light bulb
- It takes 20 Minutes for him to stop arguing with Chi-Chi because he has to go save the Universe
- It takes him 1 hour to save the Universe from Evil Scum
- It takes him 5 Minutes to destroy Tokyo's "All you can eat buffet"
- It takes him 10 Minutes to stop feeling sad because he was still hungry
- Finally it takes him 2 hours to Sleep on it
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The Z Fighters are at a casino in Vegas and are setting their bets on a game of roulette.....
Krillan says "give me 50$ on #3"
Gohan says "give me 100$ on #43"
Tien says "give me 125$ on #21"
Goku says "give me 4 chili dogs and some fries please"
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Top 10 answers on why Vegeta is the prince of all Saiya-jins:
10: Because he cannot accept the fact that his father is dead so he calls himself the prince....
9: Because Goku is the real Prince and gave the title to Vegeta for a happy meal from McDonalds!
8: When thinking of a good catch phrase he came up with "I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins!"
7: "King of Saiya-jins" was already taken when he went to the DMV to get a license plate
6: Hes the princess of all Saiya-jins and does not want the truth to get out
5: While in a mental hospital he had a crazy dream about weird people with monkey-like tails and named himself the prince of them!
4: He wants to stay young forever so he calls himslef the prince not the king
3: Because he bloody said so!
2: He became a member of the legion of doom and his secret identity was "Prince Saiya-jin"
1: Freiza called him the "Prince" becase he was really Vegeta's father!
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You know you watch too much DBZ when......
-you start calling your brother the flying nimbus and jump on him, much to his dismay...
-You run around the house saying "Kaioken" because when you go up the stairs you need a boost of energy
-Whenever your band teacher says piccolo meaning the flute you start to crack up...
(i do this) -You make belive you are a saiya-jin and use rope to make a tail....
-You shiver every time a DBZ commercial comes on made by funimation
-You punch your pillow, beliving you are saving the universe from evil scum.......
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Goku
Goku who?
Goku, uh...I forgot my last name...
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Vegeta
Vegeta who?
Vegeta as in the prince of all Saiyans
Prince of all whatas?
Thats it! Now you die!
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How many Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: An Entire planet worth...becauase...
- it takes half their population to study books, on what a light bulb is...
- and the other half of the population, is out learning valuable job skills on how to steal other peoples light bulbs..
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Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and Freiza are walking down the streets of new york. All of them want to join a secret club called "the club,", and to join they cant do their personal favorite thing for 1 day. If they do their favorite thing, they instantly dissappear.
While walking, vegeta sees a couple of worthless bums, so he blasts them into another dimension *poof* Vegeta dissappears
While walking, Goku smells some New York Style Pizza, so he mugs a little kid and steals his pizza and eats it *poof* Goku disappears
While walking, Gohan sees a textbook on the ground. When Gohan reaches down and bends over to pick of the math book *poof* both he and Freiza disappear!
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Top 10 Reasons on where Cel really came from:
10: That night robot woman was drunk, and Dr. Gero took advantage of her
9: He is the son of King Arthur, raised by Merlin, he uses his power to destroy the Earth!
8: From the dreams, of innocent children
7: He was created by Dr. Evil, as a clone, and was programmed to take over the world
6: He is the original Barney, and wants revenge for being fired!
5: He was once a super model, but was fired for being green
4: Hes Nappa, dressed up!
3: Hes Goku, dressed up for halloween
2: Off the streets of New York
1: The mall of America!!!!
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What do you get when you cross the bad boy vegeta, with a big clown?
Anser: Me!
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Top 10 Reasons, why Gohan is smart:
10: That blasted Chi Chi whips him into studying
9: Hes takes after his mother, not his father
8: He was going to be stupid like Goku, but Goku dropped him as a child
7: He plays with woodland creatures
6: He eats his vegetables
5: He wears thick glasses (in his older years)
4: Hes a brick [lalala] house!
3: He has a deal with the devil
2: He cheats, by using super speed to look at his textbook really fast!
1: 1 word...fruit (think about it)
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How long does it take for Piccolo to change a light bulb?
Answer: 9 hours, 22 minutes because...
- It takes him 9 hours and 21 minutes to stop meditating
- It takes him 1 minute to actually change the light bulb!
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*new* Top 10 Reasons why Planet Namek gets 14,000 hits per day
10. they have a deal with the devil
9. Its me checking in every 5 seconds, looking for an update
8. Its some webmaster looking for planet namek to link their crappy site *cough cough*
7. its some webmaster looking to steal info for his crappy site
6. Its some newbie who just got finished watching the dub, and they typed in planetnamek.com, for no reason and voila!
5. I dunno, they just do
4. I dunno...maybe its because they have LOTS of multimedia and TONS of Info...Im not sure
3. 3 Words- They Hypnotize people, so they just have to check in every 9.6 seconds
2. Its a girl looking for Mr.E's fone number
1. They get linked by every site on the web! Its kinda like this Planet Namek Planet Namek Planet Namek Planet Namek Planet Namek
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One day, Bulma walked in on Vegeta and a youg women in bed (this is in GT) Bulma, was shocked to see this! And just as she was walking out, Vegeta said that he would explain how this all came about. Vegeta: When I was coming home, I found this youg lady on the street. I offered her a ride, and she accepted. She had no place to go, so he took her home with me. She had dirty clothes, so I gave her some that Bulma didn't wear that Vegeta had given her for her birthday. I gave her everything she needed that you was either too proud to use, or didn't like anymore. Then, as she was about to leave, The young girl said,"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"... and so here we are.
