By the age of sixteen,
many adolescents begin the study of psychology.
But for Dot Wisenmire,
psychology became the study of her.
To Dot, Biology class provided
a scientific forum to assert her many
personality quirks and personal problems.
Displaying schrewd confidence,
Dot demonstrated her lack of potty training
prior to the start of the
teacher's lesson.
Because she smelled like a toilet
that had never been flushed,
all Dot had to do to make a fellow student
aware of her malady was command
their attention for a few seconds.
One-by-one, each student was introduced
to Dot's poignant aroma,
and then silently Dot would beckon the student to
accept her great misfortune.
Soon the entire class sat silently waiting
for the lesson to begin to distract them
from the shock of Dot's
revelation ... |