Hello everyone My name is Jazzmin and I'm the creator of this site. I enjoy long walks on the beach and peach soda, nah not really I hate the beach! I'll tell you why one day I got into the ocean and I went under the water looking for sea shells, to look for seashells you have to open your eyes so I did and to my surprise it burned the mess out of me so I wiped my eyes with my soaked baiting suit but it burn more, I ran out of the ocean searching for something to rid me of the pain but I could not see so I just sat there and cried. |
Okay everyone I'm going to tell you a story, There once was a dude who didn't have ant shoes,a sad dude who didn't have any shoes, he was very sad, untill he met a man who didn't have any feet, well when the sad boy saw this he rejoyiced, because the no footed man had shoes so the no shoed boy stole the no foot man shoes and he lived happily ever after (that is the noshoe boy, but now he has shoes, so he the once had no shoes now he has shoes boy.) |
OKAY THERE ONCE WAS A COW WHO WAS VERY STUPID , SO STUPID THAT IS HE HIT THIS OTHER COW NAMED COW, opps I was Typing in caps locks, so any way the cow named cow thought to himself mama cow always told me to do unto others as they would do unto you , then he thought not unless they unto on you first then you would have to give them a giant piece of unto on them, so the cow named cow started the first hamburger joint named "Cow's pay back". |
There once was this fish named ha okay so ha had this friend who was very stupid he had broken his ribs by giving himself CPR so any way Ha asked his mama what can I do to help my friend his mama said laughter is the best medicine so ha went over to the friend house and tickled his stomach, unfortunately ha didn't relize your ribs hurt when someone is tickling you so the friend laughed to death.When you think about it you know fish probabily don't even have ribs.
*PLEASE SIGN GUESTBOOK* |
|
Everybody wang chun tonite |
I wear my sunglasses at nite |
I'll make you say nah nah nah nah anh |
These are great things to say to people it will make them like you! |
|
