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Yo moma is like a taxi, the more you pay her, the further she will go.
Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps
run out.
Yo mama is so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, she said 2
buckets to the right.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo family brings home groceries they need to hire
a rodeo clown to distract her.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.
Yo mama was so stupid she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls down she rocks herself to sleep trying to
get up.
Yo mama is so old, she wears a Jesus starter jacket.
Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and watch the
kids playing in the back yard.
Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, she went into a furniture store and they sold her as a
water bed.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
Yo mama's smile is like a flower... a cauliflower.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama's neighborhood is so poor when I visited her the rainbow was in
black and white.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a Jehovas Witness was someone who
testified in court.
Yo mama's so stupid she keep getting hit by parked cars.
Yo mama so cross-eyed, she tried to pick up a dime and got two nickles.
Yo mama's so dumb she invented screen doors for submarines.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the rainbow Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly, a freight train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so poor I went in to the front gate of your house and I
tripped out the back gate.
Yo mama's eyes are like pools... cesspools.
Yo mama is so stupid she go stuck on a broken escalator for three hours.
Yo mama so fat when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
Yo mama so stupid, you were born at Pizza Hut because she wanted a "free
delivery."
Yo moma's so fat she needs to buy group insurance.
Yo mama is so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo mama so dumb, she can't make ice without the recipe.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the tide comes in.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty
minutes because the label said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet
resturant!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what's on the
other side.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see
people waving.

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