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One day the two most important members of a high shool football team had
to take a test. If they failed they would be kicked out of the team.
Since nobody wanted to lose the teams most valued members, the school
administration came up with a very simple exam.

Question 1 looked like this:

1). Old McDonald had a __________________

"Psst," said one of the players to the other "what did Old McDonald
have?"

The other player rolls his eyes back as he says "a farm you doofus!"

"Thanks!" He replies. He stares at the page for a while and then once
more he says "Psst, I forgot, how do you spell farm?"

Again, the other player rolls his eyes back in frustration as he whispers
to him "Dont you know anything? E-I-E-I-O!"


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