Pure and simple, something I've learned in my 19 years on this planet. I love my football and my beer, just like any normal man, but when it comes to chores and shit, I will not back down. "Graham, will you wash the dishes for me?" Ummmm, no. Its simple, just put your foot down, not in a harsh way otherwise your heads in a frying pan faster than a fat kid running after an ice cream truck.
The classic of where people get caught out is when your out shopping, bying her clothes for her birthday as you know fuck all else to get her, plus if you bought them yourself then she wont like it, no matter what it is. Anyway, she'll turn round with two items of clothing asking for your opinion. Most men, stupidly, actually look at the clothes then suggest. Big no no. She doesn't like any of them, never does, thats why you should say either I don't like any of them or say no comment! But if you do for whatever reason end up commenting, and she WILL walk away saying "thats ugly, what do you know", put her in the situation. Grab any old tat that she would see YOU wearing, walk up to her and say "I fancy treating myself, which one shall I get?", she is bound to comment thinking she knows everything, whatever she says, look at her with the most disgusted face and say either of these lines:
1. Do I look like a rag doll, do you want to dress me up like a child? (say this one really loud so every one hears)
2. What? Thats ugly, you have no taste
3. So am I wearing this when you crucify me? (say this one really loud so every one hears)
4. Have you been at the glue again (say this one really loud so every one hears)
5. YOU CRAZY BITCH! (and walk off, but this one might end up in a break-up, so be careful.)
There are many other situations that will involve her wanting you to back her up, we'll go with the clothes example again. You got to the check out and she'll say that it was on sale then ask for you to back her up, this is if its turning into an argument. Just say "I don't know you lady," and walk off. She might get angry at you on the drive home, and you'll have to make your own food for the next couple of days, but its worth it as she'll never ask you to back her up again.
A lot of my mates have only gone and picked the worst types of women. The wallet snatchers, the users, the double crossers, the one nighters, the "i dont remember"s, the village bicycle, the "she wont stop fucking phoning me"s and more. Give her a month trial period. Usually you wont find anything bad for the first week or two, but after time she'll open up and you'll see what kind of girl she is. If its bad, dump her ass on the street as fast as your strength will let you.
Top tip: Act dumb. Never fails
Or kill her, but dont let her kill you. Disclaimer: don't actually go and kill her, preferrably, kick her ass out of your life.
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