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Artery
- The study of paintings

Bacteria
- Back doot to the cafeteria

Barium
- What they do when CPR fails

Benign
- What you be after you be eight

Bowel
- A letter, like A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y

Caesarian Section
- A neighbourhood near Rome

Cat Scan
- Searching for kitty or what dogs do when they enter you garden

Cauterise
- Made eye contact with the nurse

Colic
- Enjoying an ice-cream with a loved one

Coma
- a punctuation mark

Congenital
- Friendly

D&C
- Washington

Dilate
- To live long

Enema
- Not a friend

GI series
- Baseball between teams of soldiers

Hangnail
- A coat hook

Impotent
- Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain
- Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
- A doctor's cane

Morbid
- A higher offer

Nitrate
- Cheaper than the day rate

Node
- Was aware of

Outpatient
- A person who has fainted

Pelvis
- Cousin to Elvis

Post-operative
- A letter carrier

Protein
- In favour of young people

Recovery Room
- Where you have your upholstery re-done

Rectum
- Damn near killed him

Rheumatic fever
- Amorous feeling

Secretion
- Hiding anything

Seizure
- A Roman emperor

Tablet
- A small table

Terminal Illness
- Sick at the airport

Tibia
- A North African country, near Libya

Tumour
- An extra pair

Urine
- Opposite of you're out

Varicose Veins
- Veins which are very close together

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