This is Mr X. You may know me from my other very popular sites. I will provide you with a good shakespeare poem. Only jokin! How bout I just take the piss? Sounds good to me. I write poems about northolt high, poeple's problems, and other wierd stuff. My other page was good but they told me to cut down on swearing so I'm restraining myself. I should get a medal for this. And, feel free to go on any of my other sites, I guarantee that it'll be worth a few laughs. notice Mr Wooton on the left www.maxpages.com/northolths www.maxpages.com/deathbegining (in progress). The way around this site. You will find that on the left of this screen is a few menu bars. If you are looking for my poems, you better go to "portfolio". If you want to know more about Mr X, then go to "about". If you are interested in joining part of my team, and being a contriversial junkee, you better click your stupid mouse onto "partners". If you are interested in any of Mr X's products, then go on "how to order". If you want to contact me, it's not gonna be easy because Mr X don't just reveal his identity to just anyone, but you might wanna try anyway go to "contact". If you have any ideas for my next site or how I can improve them, go to "services" and I promise to do something about it. If you want to click on "history", you won't find very much because I'm not very old yet. If updates on more sites is what you need, then go to "news". If you click on "staff", you will find all the members of my team and how you can become one of them. And finaly, if you want to know what Mr X and his team are trying to accomplish, you might as well click your dumb a** mouse on the "mission" bar. What is Mr X doing? What am I doing? I'm exercising my right to be free. Something in my soul is reaching out and pointing his middle finger at them and screaming I don't give a f**k! I am doing this for you. I don't care what you think of me. My mission is to make you laugh. That is what life is all about, and that is having a good time. If God didn't put me on this planet to have a good time, then I don't know what I'm here for. But you need to know this; humans need to learn to progress through life, like it or not, FACT, plain and simple. So Mr Uddin or Wooton or Neef or any other son of a b***h who has made life miserable for northolt high school, learn from this! You made your students angry, and we are getting our revenge! Anyone to go on this page laughs at your sorry a** and there's two things you can do about it, no1: Nothing. no2: Like it!!! And if you want Mr Uddin's number, go to "FAQs" E mail me! I don't even care what you say, just email me. I think you guys should join me. What do you think? I am Mr X. mr_x_70@hotmail.com F**k you NHS!!! ...again So this brings me to my poems. I like to think of myself as an artist. An artist who laughs at other people's misery. Old men, retards, andry midgets, goats, and aliens please stand up, you are the embarassment of this world. And you know what we do to bad people, we punish them. My poems are clearly inspired by those freaks. There has never been anyone quite like me, anyone who has exploited northolt high school for the piece of s**t that it truly is. There is no stopping Mr X.