there were two deaf people that got married. The first night they realized that they canot communicate in the bed when the lights are off. So the wife came up with an idea. She called her husband to the kitchen table and told him if he wants to have sex then he sould grab her right breast if he dosent then he should grab her left breast. Her husband agreed and told her if she wants to have sex then she should pull on his dick one time and if she dosent then she should pull on it 50 times! HA-HA-HA FUNNY!

Ther was this hobo who went got on the bus and saw a very hot chick, but she she was priest. He was to shy to say anything. The chick got off and so he tried to follow her, but the bus driver stoped him and sayed"hey hobo i saw that you realy like that chick. If you realy want to do it with her then go to the church at midnight and dress nicely. She goes to pray there evry night and you can tell her your god and do it with her." The hobo thanked her and got out. That night he dressed realy nicely and waited for her. Then he saw some woman go and start praying. So the hobo went up to her and sayed that he is god and if she wants to keep praying then she needs to do it with him. She agreed. After the hobo was done he yield "ha ha im the hobo" and the woman sayed "ha ha stupid hobo im the bus driver!"

One blond was flying a helicopter and she was cold so she shut off the engine.

wel ther is this kid that fell and got seven stiches in his head. the next day me and him went outside to play base ball. i was the pitcher and he was the bater. well when i piched i got him right in the head and knocked him out. well i came up to him. he wasent moving so i just left him there and went home. by the way the kids name was harry and this is a true story!