My Kool Friends {That are girls} Girl Home Dawgs: Shelby, Rosie, Megan, Lexi, Michelle, Michelle, Jenna, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Jenny, Morgan, Lauren, Sara, Sarah, Jackie, Katie, Zoe, Cassie, Chole, Lyndasy, Lindsay, Molly, Molly, Jamie, Jackie, Erin, Jackie, KATIE!!, Lisa, Lisa, Marrissa, Megan, Katlin, Cat, Alexa, Nikkii, Nichole, Maureen, Abby, Cassidy, Audrey, AND MANY MORE__ TELL ME IF I FORGOT U!!! My Kool Friends {That are guys} My Home Dawg Friends: Tim, Eric, Joe, Jon, Tom, Cj, Andrew, Arjan, Pat, Chris, Craig, Craig, Darren, Danny, Austin, Tyler, Matt, Matt, Dan, Owen, Shane, Colin, Max, Joe, Joe, Mike, Chris, Dan, Dillion, Max, Matt, Brian, Jeff, Kevin, Mike, Drew, Ben, Karl, David, Paul, Patrick, Frank, Joe, Tom Nick's Best Jokes!!! {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} How do u get a baby out of a tree? --- give a Mexican a stick and tell him it’s a pinyata -------------------------------------- ur moma so fat, she sat on a rainbow amd skiddles popped out! --------------------------------------- ur moma so dumb, she tried 2 drown a fish --------------------------------------- ur moma so fat, she stood on a skale, and it said: 2 be continued…….. --------------------------------------- ur moma so fat, she stood on a skale, and it said: 1 @ a time please --------------------------------------- how do u count the population of mexico? ---roll a penny down the street --------------------------------------- ur moma so fat, she put on a yellow rain coat, and slid down the street, and the kids started cry’n cuz they thought they missed their bus --------------------------------------- after 12 hours of labor, the nurse walks out holding the baby boy she then twirls it above her head, throws it at a wall and jumps up and down on him the mother sees this and screams: what did u do to my baby? The nurse replies: april- fools-he was already dead! --------------------------------------- jerry rice hears sirens so he runs to c wats rong, he sees a lady hanging out a window of a burning house. The fire fighters tell her to jump and they will catch her. She sez that her baby needs to get down 2. jerry rice tells her to throw the baby 2 her and he will catch it. She throws the baby down, but the wind picks it up and flys away. Jerry rice runs after it jumping over cars and bikes. He grabs the baby just in time and the neighbors, go crazy- cheering and screaming—jerry is very pleased so he jumps up and down then spikes the baby into the ground! --------------------------------------- y wer the Mexicans run’n down the street? - jail break! --------------------------------------- y wer the Mexicans running down the street? ---there lawn mowers were driving away --------------------------------------- there was a black, a Mexican and a Chinese in a car- who was driv’n? --- the cops --------------------------------------- ur momas so ugly, she turned mikel Jackson white! --------------------------------------- ur moms like a brick-- she gets laid by mexicans for 5 cents an hour --------------------------------------- a black man tries to rob a chainsaw store, so the white owner chases after him with a chainsaw. As the black man is running, the chansaws engine is going run-nig-a-nig-a-run -------------------------------------- (in indian voice) If u do not come to my gas staion, i will drive a plane into your house ------------------------------------ ur momma so dumb she starried at the orange jucie can for 2000000 days because it said consentrate ------------------------------------ HAVE YOU EVER............................... if you think the world would be a better place if those damn kids would just give the rabbit his trix, copy and paste this in ur profile -------------------------------------- If you have ever pulled a door that pushed copy and paste this into your profile ______________________________________ If you've gone out w/ some1 for under a day, copy and paste this into ur profile -------------------------------------- If you have ever stared at a blank screen copy and paste this into ur profile ______________________________________ If you have ever called ur own phone, just to here the message u left, copy and paste this into ur profile -------------------------------------- If you've ever closed ur eyes and felt like ur falling out of bed copy and paste this into your profile ______________________________________ If u have ever sung a song with the completeley rong lircs, u got from a friend, copy and past this into ur profile -------------------------------------- If you've ever taken anything of the teacher's in front of them, copy and paste this into ur profile!!! ______________________________________ If you have ever watched the spanish channel (TELOMUNDO) but had no idea wat was going on, copy and paste this into your profile -------------------------------------- If you've ever pressed print like 20 times, then all of them come out later, copy and paste this into ur profile ______________________________________ If you've ever been talking to the oppisite sex when you fell or tripped and tried 2 make it look like nothing happened, copy and paste this into ur profile -------------------------------------- If your fone call has ever been stocked \listened 2, copy and paste this into ur profile ______________________________________ MORE COM"N KEEP CHECK"N IT