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One dark and Scary night there was an old lady living alone in her cottage...suddenly she heard a screechig noise and went to in vestigate...what she saw almost killed her and the POlice did not know why...
To see what she saw send this to 10 people and press alt-F5-128584-SHIFT-9...it is scary...
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The Lady is in the hospital in a terrible shock but through stem cell reaserch we can bring her out of it for a full recovery. It will cost about 8 Trillion Dollars so MSN, AOL, NAMBLA, Crayola, MTV and a few hippies have agreed to give 5 cents every time this is forwarded. Please send.
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Since this makes the forward so big, Msn Messanger is using it to see which Msn accounts are not being used so they can shut them down and make less money.
Signed:John Smith-Big... Msn Guy.
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You Also must include a little about yourself for all to see such as...
9th Favorite Color:
2nd Cousins Middle Name:
Favorite laundry basket color:
Favorite sport that involves apples:
Circumference of wrist:
3rd Favorite shape with more than 19 sides:
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(you knew it was coming)
Make a Wish...
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Hooray! Now...If you send it too...
1 person: die slowly tomorrow
5ppl: horrible love life
10ppl crush will talk to you
15ppl:crush will ask u out
20;kiss
30:magic ;)
50ppl: All your wildest f'ing dreams will come true.(not quoting faggoty gay napolian Dynomite)
100ppl: you have too many friends
1000ppl: you have the network, wherever you go.
This is extremely real(HAHAHAHA) and if you delete it...you dont love Jesus.
send in 15 mins. and tonight at midnight Something Amazing will happen...GO
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