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Shit you can do =-
1-if some biach pisses you off, go to one of those free website providers and write all the shit you want about him/her!
2-get a pic of him/her and on your pc ,using a graphics software change the lamers head with some guy/girl having gay sex on the net. then send that pic to all your friends!
3-if someones site pisses you off ,flood there guestbook with shit like:your site fucking sucks big cock!! or ou could hack his /her site by either getting into there pc or guessing his /her lame pwd.then you could change the site to : =welcome this is my gay website!
4-if your a cashier and a costumer starts complaing about lame shit ,and starts offending you because he/she knows you wont say anything,double scan there shit ,let a fart fly out, make sure you laugh and say have a nice day! come back to me soon!
5-if some kid bigger then you starts fucking with you, get ready for a good hit and run plan.Get him/her where it hurts.
6-to get revenge on someone who 's been talkin shit,write a love letter to an ugly ass grl or guy and sign the assholes name.Then enjoy the movie.
7-if a portorican ever bothers you ,the magic word is cops and they run away like fucking chickens.
8-the only way to shut up a chinese asshole is to spread your eyes back to your ears.
9-if a jew critizes you ,give him/her a dollar that will shut their asses up for a while.
10-Again if your a cashier and indiens attack you with there coupons,and you tell them their coupons are all wrong and they constantly say i diddnt know,tell them if i put a gun to your and blew your head off would it be ok to see "oh i didnt know.."? |
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