1.Can you write you name in 20 minutes?
()Yes
()HELL NO!!!

2.My Sex is...
()Male
()Female
().....I Dont Know...

3.My age is...
()Less than 0
()Equal to 0
()Above 0

4.What is 2+2?
()4
()Four
()IV
().....I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!

5.if you have 1 brother, how many brothers does you brother have?
()none
()1
()635
()too personal!

6.DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN?!?!?!
()HELL YES
()HELL NO
().......wtf?

7.if there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?
()365
()643
()..ummm..PEPSI!

8.my moms moms mothers sisters uncles brothers 2nd cousins moms niece's nephews mom is paranoid!
()it says mom 1 time
()it says mom 2 times
()it says mom 3 times
()it says mom 4 times

9.do i like Pepsi or Coke More (Hint: its Pepsi)
()pepsi
()coke

10.how can you explain yourself?
()i like taking dumps
()retarded
()REH HEH!
()happy
()want to murder my parents

11.if its 3:00 am, what time is it?
()3:00
()3:00 pm
()3:00 am

12.this is question number...
()1
()53
()12
()745357347!!!

13.What do you do on a honeymoon
()look at the moon
()collect honey
()look at the moon AND collect honey
()have sex with your husband/wife

14. earth is flat
()True
()Flase
()bow-chicka-bow-wow!

15.if A=B, and B=A, does B=A?
()Yes
()AWW, HELL NO!

16.What did you have for dinner last night?
()Chicken
()Pizza
()Other
()NOTHING!!!

17.RAAAGH
()True
()False
()wtf?

18.how does the poem go?
()Merry Had a Little Lamb
()Fuck me little lamb!

19.this is question number...
()1
()2
()19
()53

20. if 2+3=5, does 3+2=5?
()Yes
()No
()forgot the calculator

21.What does ASAP mean?
()As Soon As Possible
()A Soggy Apple P-nut
()A Stupid Ass Prune
()ASAP!!! DUH!!!

22.What is the oppisite of in?
()Not in
()Out
()HEWFUCKADFHG!!! (can you find a word?)

23.what is the capital of India?
()India
()INDia
()INDIA

24.
()if a,e,i,o, and u are vowels, what are u,o,e,i, and a?
()Vowels
()Vowels
()Vowels in another order!

25.I am _______ a letter
()Reading
()Writing
()Sealing

26.Who first landed on the moon?
()Neil
()Armstrong
()Neil Armstrong

27.___ came first
()Egg
()Omelet

28.Can You Count To More then 5 using BOTH your hands?
()Yes
()No
()Maybe

29.Spell CAT
()C-A-T
()D-O-G
()c-a-t
()d-o-g

30.Mrs.Smith is Mr.Smith's...
()Brother
()Uncle
()Son
()Daughter

31.if car 1 Starts at X, and car 2 starts at Y, and they are exactly 100 miles apart, how much wheels does each car have?
()1
()2
()3
()4
()5

32.how many buttons would you have to push to get to the 12th floor on a building?
()1
()12
()to many, i just cant count it!

33.complete the following series of numbers
1,1,1,1,_,_

34.the sun is in asia and not in america because....
()The sun has a fear of america, because it looks like a pig
()The Sun is on vacation
()The Sun can only be at one side of the world at once
()SHIT, I DONT KNOW THIS ONE!

35.Friday falls on....
()Sunday
()Monday
()Tuesday
()Wednesday
()Thursday
()Friday
()Saturday
()BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!!!