-She Went To a 24 HR Store and Asked When it Closed
-She Broke Into a Furniture Store and Slept on The Ground
-She Got Locked in a Grocerey Store and Starved To Death
-She Got Hit By A Car and Said "Who Threw That Rock"
-She Married Your Dad
-She Sits on The TV and Watches The Couch
-She Ran Into A Volcano and Said "Oh My, Antartica is Hot Today"
-She Sat on a Bench on a Street Corner and Said "Wheres The TV?"
-She Thinks A Quarter Back in Football Means A Quarter Back in Money (a Quarter Refund)
-She Forgot The Recapie For ice
-it takes Her 5 Hours To Make Minute Rice
-When The Weather Man Said "it Will Be Chilli Today" Your Mom Ran Outside and Said "Where is The Chili?"
-She Got Hit By A Parked Car
-She Tripped Over A Cordless Phone
-When Lightning Striked, She Thought Her Picture Was Getting Taken
-She spent 30 minutes looking at a orange juice box because it said "Concentrate"
-She puts lipstick on her head so she can make up her mind
-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
-She stole free bread
-She took a spoon to the Super Bowl
-When the weather man said "it will be chili today" she ran outside with a bowl
-When she was signing something and it said "Sex" she wrote "every once in a while"
-She Watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
-She thought "Meow Mix" was a CD for cats
-When she got a jigsaw puzzle, she returned it, because she said it was broken