Why do morons like lightning?
They think they are getting there picture taken

Why did it take the moron a hour to eat breakfast?
The orange juice said "concentrate"

How did the moron try to kill the fish?
He tried drowning it in water

What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
you pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the moron climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side

How did the moron fall?
He tripped over the wireless phone

How did the moron try to kill a bird?
he threw it off a cliff

How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner

Why did the moron go home when he was about to get to the airport?
The sign said "airport left"

how do you a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow

Why was the moron mad at the AM radio?
because he thought it can only play in the morning

Why Cant The Moron Call 911?
Because He Cant Find The 11