1.After dinner, when evry1 leaves, take sum milk, put it in a toilet, and take sum of ur dinner, crush it up, and put it in the toilet, and say u threw up
2.stick ur finger down ur throat a few times, and get it all in the toilet
3.just say u feel sick, and ask 1 of ur parents to check ur tempature, and move ur tounge around, instead of keeping it on top of it (dont use this, if they use an armpit 1)
4.when u r at skool, about an hour l8r, maybe, say u dont feel good, go to the nurse, and say u dont feel good, and move ur tounge around, and they mite ask "wood u want to go home, or stay?" just say go home
5.sneak a cup of coffee into the bathroom, and dump it in the toilet, and just sit there, then just say u cant leave cuz u cant stop crapping, then if they ask 2 c it, hide the cup, show them, and u can stay home