-She Uses The Whole Country Mexico as Her Tanning Bed
-She's Gods Bowling Ball
-A Kid Said "Hey, Look Everyone, It's Jupiter!"
-When She Weighed Herself it Said "I Dont Do Lifestock"
-She Had To Go To Seaworld To Get Baptized
-I've Known Her My Whole Life and I Still Havn't Seen All of of Her
-Her Cereal Bowl Comes with a LifeGaurd
-She Apears on a Radar
-When She Stepped on Your Dogs Tail You Had To Name it Beaver
-When she auditioned for Indiana Jones, the only part she got was the big rolling ball, even thought she's three times as big as it
-People jog around her for exersize!
-For school on the mile run, all you have to do is run around 1/50 of her!
-She swims in the Pacific Ocean, although its to small for her
-When God Said "Let the be light" he asked Your Mom to move her fatass out of the way
-When She Wieghed herself, the scale said "9999999 to be continued..."
-Her nickname is "DAMN!"
-When She was in the ocean, Spain claimed her as the new world
-Were in her right now...
-She has her own zip code
-She sat on a rainbow and it rained skittles
-After you spend 5 days getting on top of her, your ears pop
-When she wore a yellow rain coat, people called "Taxi"
-When she bungee jumps, she takes the bridge with her
-When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
-When she stepped on the scale, it read "One at a time, please"
-When she stepped on a scale it read "Go jog, Fatass!"
-NASA has to orbit a satalitte around her
-When she goes to an amusment park, people think she is a ride
-She wakes up in sections
-She has more chins then a Chinese Phone Book
-She's on both sides of the family
-I had to take a train, and 2 buses just to get on her good side!
-When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips
-She influences the tides
-When She Dances at a concert, the music skips
-When she backs up, she beeps
-They have to grease the bathtub to get her out
-She stands in 3 Time zones
-She uses a matress 4 a tampon
-She uses redwoods for a toothpick
-when she saw the ocean, she said "oh finally, i toilet!"
-When she stepped on the scale, it read "i want ur weight, not ur phone number!"
-I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
-She needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
-When they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
-When she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
-When she went to Tokyo for her vacation, everyone ran around yelling "ITS GODZILLA!!"
-When she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
-She has more chins than a Chineese Phone Book
-The back of her neck looks like a pack of Franks
-She sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
-She irons her clothes on the driveway
-When I got on top of her my ears popped
-She influences the tides
-She has her own area code
-Her nickname is "DAAAAAMN!!!!!"
-Were in her right now
-When she weighed herself it said "Go exercise, fatass!"