The Male Manifesto - By The Chesire Cat - Personal - http://phatbowling.com/chinaman/The_Male

“Women can’t live with them, can’t live without them”

I never gave much credit to the above stated quote. I understood that a woman is a nice thing to have in your life and all but I always thought you could easily live without them. Yet in the past year or so I have learned that the quote is actually quite accurate. Now what would make me change my mind? Easy... a woman. In the past year or so I was hung up on a woman. That’s right, a woman had pretty much stolen my heart. Yet she was in reality my unicorn. A unicorn is a mythical creature that could not be caught by a mortal, and this woman I could not have. I thought of her day and night and not a day went by that I didn’t wish her to be mine. I thought that I actually might have loved her. But like most endeavors in my past it didn’t go the way that I had planned it to. I talk to her everyday and we have become really good FRIENDS. Yes the f word. A word that no male wants to hear from a woman that he cares about. It’s like telling a guy that he passed the first round of testing but he just cant make it to the finals. Make him not want to keep liking you. Don’t flirt with him. Don’t say that "I would go out with you if I weren’t going out with him." This might sound harsh but it is better than leading the poor guy on. Don’t drag him along because you like the attention or just in case things don’t work out the way that you want them to. It gets the poor guy hoping and at times there is nothing worse than hope. Cause when the male realizes that his hope is for not, he will be devastated. To have you hopes built up and then thrown down can be one of the worst feelings in the world. So girls be mean once and a while. I’m not saying tell him to go fuck himself, but don’t treat him as your second emotional boyfriend. Cause if this is done he will have as much to lose and to gain in your current relationship with the other guy as you will.

Now by now you might be thinking that I’m just another guy that was unlucky at love and is taking it out on every single woman. That is not it. Women are great. I love women. They are the most beautiful thing that god could have ever created. And yes in the end I still feel the need to be with one. There is no greater feeling in the world than to just be with a person that you love uncontrollably and have them love you back the same way. To look into their eyes and peer into their very soul and just to see how much they love you. I have been unlucky in my past ventures in this, but where I fail is just another step onto success. Eventually I will find the one who is perfect for me and she feels the same way about me. But at the point I do not understand women, no man in the universe can understand them. There are moments where I felt closer to my pet dog than I do women. I mean men figured out a way to put another man onto the moon but no man can fully understand the female psyche. The writer of, Women are from Venus and Men from Mars are full of shit. I mean were both from Earth we just are different. From the beginning of civilization it has been the status quo that the man is the hunter and the female the gatherer. Yet now there seems to be a change in that, in which is complicating the situation even more. With that Equal rights movement women have taken a much more aggressive approach to life in general and I am all for that. I mean we are equals and we should be given same opportunities. Yet when I hear line “I do it cause I’m a girl and you’re a guy” it kind of kills the whole thing. To me, I guess it brings back that in the end females still want to be protected. That they want to be innocent. That the want their male to be their knight in shining armor to take them away from the evils of the world and to protect them. Yet wouldn’t that go against the whole movement that a woman can do anything that a man can do? See females, you guys are confusing the hell out of most of the men in the world. I mean you guys can pour hot wax on body parts and violently rip the hair out of you legs, but when an insect comes you shriek in terror. Then you have the common misconception that all males are pigs. That all men want is to be macho and tough. And yes in some cases you are correct and you know what, these guys can be assholes. Yet most males still feel the need to be loved. The toughest and strongest man in the world can still be brought to tears by a woman. No matter how strong and tough we look on the outside we are still fragile in the center. The three words "I love you" are still very important to males whether we admit it or now. A woman completes us and that power alone makes you stronger than any male. Don’t abuse that power.

Now yes these are just my opinions and I understand that here will be those who mock my opinion, but guess what this is how I feel. If you want to yell at me or make fun of me or just praise me send your comments to spideyvenom316@hotmail.com. I leave you with the lyrics to a Blink-182 song Wasting Time:

I’m wasting time thinking about a girl,
and stealing her away from her world.
She and I would run away,
I think of all the things that I would say.
We’d talk about important things,
and I picture it in my dreams.
She’d teach me about modern art,
and I’d show her it’s ok to fart.
And maybe I’d impress her by being in a band,
and maybe if I act all tough she’d let me hold her hand.
And maybe I’ll win her heart by writing this song about her.
Sometimes I sit at home,
and wonder if she’s sitting at home,
thinking of me,
and wondering if I’m sitting at home,
thinking about her,
or am I just wasting my time,
remembering how she laughed at kinko’s,
when I made fun of that guy,
remembering the look she gave me when I told her that I used to fry.
I really want to ask her out by my ego could never take it.

I guess in the end we aren’t that different.

ItsOnlyJT@aol.com

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