Quotes To Think About. - "A quote is a poem without the boring stuff." - Personal - http://phatbowling.com/chinaman/Quotes_To_Think

The following quotes are words which we can all try to live by. Maybe you'll have a different and deeper perspective of life after you read these quotes (not really, these are good quotes, but nothing to change your life over. . . . .jeez . . . . .)

"If living in the past and wishing for the past was the same thing as driving, but only looking out your rearview mirror, how far would you get?" - Erika Dely Sandwich
And sticking with Erika...
"You only live life once. Why not spend it online?"

"My whole life is one big cliff note missing a page."

"If the river is red, take the dirt road." - Tony Kernats via Lorrie Insane Ward
And while we're on the subject of rivers...
"Never test the depths of a river with 2 feet." - Great Dane Lando

"If barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?" - Lauren Schuber

"If a man is talking in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"Stupid questions come with stupid answers."

"Money is the only motivation."

"You know in China, Chinese Food is just called FOOD."

"The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them." -Tina Britney Spears

"Girls live longer than boys because girls don't date women." - Schawn Spread'EmBury

"Those who sleep with an itchy butt, wake up with a smelly finger." -Copyrighted by Nina.

"Study?! Do homework?! Why do that when you have something called SEMESTER FINALS?"

"Sex is just like pizza. . . even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. . . . ." -Nick Spankin Spano

"If two men agree on everything, you can be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. . . . ."

"Know people for WHO they are, not WHAT they are."

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness."

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."

"Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood."

"Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same."

"Sorry. The sound of trickling water doesn't make my bladder go 'Oooh! Time to empty!'"

"You can't dislocate your ass."

"You can't trip a dog. . . . . too many legs."

"You can't get fungus from masturbation."

"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread. . .then someone showed me sliced bread."

"That's the way I spelled it when I said it."
OR
"That's what I said when I said it."

"Food is a very important meal."

"You feel good because you're part of something. . .regardless of how stupid it is."

"Golf and sex are two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy."

"Men are smarter during sex because they're plugged into a woman."

(The following quote is one of my favorites (if not my most favorite ever). It comes from the always chipper, Allyssa. As soon as I heard it, I knew it was going to be on this page. Enjoy.)
"I hope your soul doesn't have any potholes that you're covering up. Because patches don't last forever. Soon you're going to have to resurface the road of your soul."- A very deep, enlightening, and intellectual point of view on the mischiefs of the soul by Allyssa ConDemming

"When attempting to swat a fly near a friend's head, don't use a hatchet." -Big Poppa

"Pessimism" has been a major part of my life lately. Though I'd like to think of it more as "REALISM". Check these quotes out.
"Keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed with the results."
"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."
"In a battle between you and the world, bet on the world."

"Procratination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Lauren Sugar Schuber

"Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."

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