Quotes From A Ditz. - Dedicated To The Ditzish Girls of 6th Period Geography Class. - Personal - http://phatbowling.com/chinaman/Quotes_From_A

To get the best laugh from these quotes, imagine the girl saying these quotes with a sucker in her mouth, or twirling her hair into little curls.

And by the way, ALL of these quotes are 100% real and somehow did manage to be spoken by human voices, unbeleivably.

"What's a net?"

"Aren't all Asians the same?"

"Aren't Chinese and Japanse the same thing?"

"Is that Chinese girl over there your sister?"

"We should get rid of income taxes."

"We should get rid of social security."

"Oh my god! I'm paying taxes?"

(The people in the movie are Chinese and are speaking Chinese. She knows fully well that I'm Filipino. She turns to me right out of the blue and says. . . . .)
"What are they saying?"

(Liz has known me for 4 years now. Mr. Feeney mentions that "I had Joe's brother." Liz's impulses kick in and these words come out of her mouth. . . . .)
"Who's Joe?"

"I thought Tibet was a city."

"What's on Comedy Central? Comedy?"

"Aren't the U.S. and North America the same thing?"
"Some people are soooooo. . . . .dumb."- It's not the quote itself that's funny, but the incredible irony that it carries with it.

"Oh. . .my. . .god. . .he is soooo foooooiiiiinnneeee!!!!!"

"It's like. . . . .you know. . . . ."

"How can the glass be half empty if you drank it all?"

"Oh my god. . . . .I spelled ASIA wrong. . . . ."

"So in Russia, since there's, like, only territories and states and stuff, there aren't any cities, right?"

"How can Georgia be a country AND a state?" (Side note, I forgot what the actual quote was, so this quote was slightly modified.)

"I thought Spain was in Central America."

"Where's Central America?"

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