We like cheez. it is good. buy cheez read on to learn bout cheez.
Green cheez- it is from greenland. it is green. tastes good and smells nice. like a prson not been near water for 2 months.
Cat Poo Crusty Cheez- it smells like a cats bum. it is reely yummy. the best cheez eva. get it in your garden or and all local pet stores.
Mouldy Cheez- find it at the back of all shelves. need a good wax or a shave. mice will be dead around it this is how you tell. Yummy for my cheezzzzzy tummy.
2nd Hand Cheez- find it sewers with the rats. kills one in 2 people. free cheez. yummy.
Flying Cheez- catch it in your mouth. it has one wing and dies soon. it poos cheez as well just like pigeons.
Foot Crust Cheez- has verrucas and Jade minger included in it. toenails give it that extra crunch yummy. better than your own fpoot. eat someone elses.
We will update all the time with the latest cheez ta ta. SCOTLAND SO THERE YOU BUMHEDS.
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