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| The times of planet are pie. We need not to dwell in what was owl but what is now elephant. The free bananas around the corner are the soul purpose of the change in our ice cakes. The age of potato chips has not bestowed the coming of the unknown wild chicken. Every day has its dog and in these days you can have your cake and throw it too. There is no reason why dusty floor can’t sip the table scraps of our forefathers. We are the dishwasher and the jellybeans in the sky are only the beginning of the great hairball. The kitty is the limit and after that we have nothing to drip on top of our cows. Doritos. Is there irony in the fact that the only rooftop in the world is yummy and rambunctious in all of its naked splendor? No one person will shallow a donkey from the large end first. It takes brains to box a clown racer. To look away in times of fenan mountaintops would only be in the minds of the wildest llamas of still unexplored land. There is only one muffin to this Japan. There has been only one other potato with the bowels to support this math problem and we all know what happened to him. But on a more serious note, I believe we should think long and hard about this, consider our choice and all possible outcomes before our final decision. This is what it all comes down to. Hound-Dog There ain't nuthin' in the kitchen But a one-legged chicken And a hound-dog, hound-dog Grandma's sicker Cuz she's quicker on the liquor Than a hound-dog, hound dog There ain't nuthin' in the kitchen (one-legged chicken) And Grandma's sicker (she's quicker on the liquor) Pa's wearin' leather Cuz the hookers like it better Than eggnog, eggnog, And Ma's gettin' frisky Gettin' risky with the whiskey And a corndog, corndog! Pa's wearin' leather (cuz the hookers like it better) And Ma's gettin' frisky (risky with the whiskey) Sister's movin' to the city-limits Gettin' kinda jiggy with it, Hey-yo, hey-yo Uncle Cleo is a Leo And he's got a banjo trio Called Clear Fog, Clear Fog! Uncle Cleo is a Leo (got a banjo trio) Says he's movin' to the city limits (gettin' jiggy with it) Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, YO! Whatever I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, She was all like, eehhhh, And I'm like, WHATEVAH! And then this chick comes up to me, and she's all like, hey, aren't you that dude, And I'm like, yeah, WHATEVAH! So later, I'm at the poolhall And this girl comes up and she's all like, awww, And I'm like, yeah, WHATEVAH! Cuz this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever And then it's 3 AM, I'm on the corner wearin my leather, This dude comes up to me and says, Hey Punk! And I'm like, yeah, WHATEVAH! Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and he's like, hey I thought I told you.. And I'm like, WHATEVAH! And up comes Zafo, and I'm like Yo! Zafo, whassup? And he's like, Nuthin. And I'm like, that's cool..... Cuz this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever Doctor Booty So tell me Dr. Booty whatcha got in store! Dr.Booty: Dishin' out some hotcakes and a whole lot more! Girls: So tell me Dr. Booty how you slam such jams! Dr.Booty: I put the needle in the groove... and I stick it to the man! Girls: So tell me Dr. Booty why you rock this bash! Dr. Booty: All my records have a rash... they get so itchy, I gotta scratch! Girls: On a scale from 1 to 10 how would you rate this jam? Dr. Booty: I'd say it's probably about a 4 or a 5...probably about a 5... Everybody just slide with me, just slide with me Now dance with me, just dance with me We're gonna teach the robots how to swim, teach the robots how to swim! Everybody collectin' antique whistles with me, Come on! Everybody donate scissors to the poor with me Donate scissors to the poor with me, Now scream! Girls: NO! Dr. Booty: Come on, scream! Girls: Uh-uh! I said no! Dr. Booty: Man, you guys suck. Dear Brenda Sifl: Dear Brenda, I read your letter the other day and oh how I wept such bitter tears for your love gone so far away. You left me like a rat on a piece of.... Oh Brenda, How long I woe thee Oh woe thee How Brenda I feel low Olly: Who..who's Brenda? Sifl: How woely, how bleelow your Brenda, How Brenlee Olly: Who's... Sifl: How below your Brenda Olly: Who's Brenda? Sifl: She's one.....of the girls...how blow Sweet leely blow lethee How blow thee, sweet leely lum leethly Blenda How lowly, sweet leely rum leetly Brenda How mowly, sweet shifty done mere with Brenda What have you done with my panda Soda Pop (the Magnetic Car Song) I want soda, soda pop pop soda, soda pop pop and ham Cola and ham I hope there's cinnamon rolls at the North Pole Peanut, peanut butter Peanut, peanut butter and jam Jelly and jam I wish we had a salad bar in our magnetic car Pizza, pepperoni pizza I don't want to starve I wish we had a turkey to carve Maybe we could eat snow or find an Eskimo And if I pass away I'll make a Sifl souffle! Lonely Sexy Heart I wanna lonely lonely heart She's a lonely lonely girl I wanna sexy sexy world I got a hungry hungry girl I wanna lonely lonely world WIth a sexy sexy heart I wanna lonely lonely girl She got a sexy sexy heart I wanna lonely lonely world I got a sexy lonely heart I wanna sexy sexy girl With a hungry hungry heart I'm in a sexy lonely world With a lonely sexy heart I got a sexy world so lonely I got a lonely sexy heart I got a sexy worldly heart And it's lonely being sexy ???? Pull on my top, say i-ho, i-ho [man, that was lame...] Opera Sifl: Move your FEEEEEET! Move your big fat ugly smelly old feet! They're right in my way. Dontcha know. Olly: Eat your meat! Eat your big fat smelly stupid old meat. It's right in the way... right here today. Sifl: Move that SHEEEEEP! Move that dumb unshaven furry dumb sheep. It's right in my way... Dontcha know. Olly: Won't - you - help - me - I - want - to - go - HOOOOOOOOOME! (applause) Abe Lincoln Abe Lincoln had a way with words. In true silence. And when you're pure, You can almost hear him snoring in his grave. He was pretty tall. Paul Great big trees are like...wow. Some of those suckers get tall. I'm like a fallen dove, with oversized wings. Be true when you're doing math. There's no right or wrong answer. Paul used to say that. Dark A light desire for free grapes. No fool will swallow a pony from the large end first. Many people sing, but few play Stratigo. In or out? You're all taking your shoes off! Life...you're soaking in it. The quicksand is deep around here It is life. A leather ashtray filled with the Queens cigars It is life. Dropping a thousand beanbags out of an airplane It is Leif Garret...I mean life. A snowcone's skeleton displayed in a hologram. Life is it!...thus it is life. A football stadium filled with pudding As aiplanes lower the giant spoon. ...It is.... Robotic Sausages that can roll and beep. IT IS LIFE! LIFE!! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!! You're always hearing something Until silence interrupts it Like dinosaur burps I like Monkeys big super monkeys even when they pinch my arm zippity bang, orangutans never did nobody no harm I like monkeys punky, funky, monkeys When they wear bandanas... I feel overwhelmed |
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