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| Hi! It's Kara-again-and this is where I post your jokes-the ones that YOU sent in! I will start you off with a few of my own. Foolproof Security System Grandma devised a foolproof, no cost security system. She hung a key by a cord to the front doorknob. Naturally, the key didn't fit, but by the time the intruder realized the key wouldn't work, Grandma was out the back door and around the house holding a shotgun on the culprit. Just Another Cat Two thieves decided to break into a rich man's house one night. To avoid being seen by anyone they decided to enter through the chimney. Unaware that the rich man was at home the first thief began to climb down the chimney, quite noisily. "Who's there?" asked the rich man. "Meow, meow," said the first thief imitating a cat. Convinced that it was only a cat the rich man went back to watching the television. After a while the second thief began to make his way down the chimney, just as noisily as the first thief. "Who's there?" asked the rich man once again. Convinced that he could trick the rich man the second thief replied quite confidently: " It's just another cat, sir!" Abstract Nouns "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car." ~KarLinSar1 (me) Now here are some jokes sent in by YOU!!!! The Brain In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "Well, the male brains are so much more than the female brains because they're brand new-they've never been used." Lolly16Fly (Michelle) Bingo A man was laying on the ground in the middle of the street, severely injured. A cop passed him, but then kneeled down to the man and realized he doesn't have much longer to live. He told the dying man about his short life-span, and asks if he wanted anything during his last moments. The man says, "I am Roman Catholic, and I would like to see a Catholic priest to give me last rights." The policeman accepts, and he yells into the crowd that has just formed around the two men and asked if there was a Catholic priest in the crowd to give this man his last rights. When no one comes forward, the policeman asks the crowd if there is anyone wh could offer this man some peace-of-mind. A Jewish man comes forward. He says, "I am a Jewish man, and I am not a priest, but I think I know enough to help this man. I have lived behind a church for 60 years, and any time the Church windows are open, I can hear what they are saying inside." The policeman is very thankful, and lets him go ahead. The Jewish man kneels down and says...... "B-9, O 73, I-19" Tumbles92 (Lauren) Hehehehehehehehehe. Hope you enjoyed those! Now send me a few of your own-not that you made up, just a few that you enjoy. Send them to me at KarLinSar1@aol.com. Latas! I'm hysterical! Take me home! www.maxpages.com/cannotbefound Let me see our voting results! www.maxpages.com/cannotbefound2 I want to see if anyone sent in a story yet! www.maxpages.com/cannotbefound3 I'm in the mood to figure out a puzzle. www.maxpages.com/cannotbefound5 |
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