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| Welcome to my jokes page! Please if you have any jokes you want me to post on my web site send them to adrian.stub@angelfire.com Vacation tips Summer is coming and it's time to get ready for vacations. Here are a few tips to help you make the best out of your trip. 1. Don't Stuff your vacation with obligations, relax and enjoy. 2. Take a break from the housework, You do it everyday and who wants to do it on their vacation, that's what maid service is for. 3. Take a few days after your trip to recoup, your body needs to get back to reality. 4. No electronic equipment. Give your mind a complete break, that's what a vacation is for, You'll feel more relaxed and ready to go back to work if you leave that electronic leash behind. 5. Know yourself and your family. Think about what you really need this vacation to do for your family, then plan it out. 6. Take a guilt free trip. Don't worry about every little thing, give yourself permission to have a great time. 7. Learn from your past vacations. What did your family enjoy or dislike. A family talk would help so everyone knows the expectations of the trip. 8. Don't keep checking your watch. It's impossible to be uptight about a schedule if you leave your watch behind. Sick and discusting jokes~ -One night there was a couple that had sex and the wife had gotten kind of hungry. So, the man walked out with just a towel on. He whent into a little super market and he got a candy bar and a gallon of ice-cream. He paid for it and started walking out when he saw 3 nuns walking down the street, He jumped in the bushes right next to him and axidently droped his towel! The nuns saw the moving of the bush, and one nun stuck her hand in it and pulled out the candy bar. the 2nd nun put her hand in there and pulled out the ice cream. The 3rd nun stuck her hand in there and said, Thank you god Hand Lotion! -ewwwwwww tell me what you thought of that! |
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