Here are some articles from THE BYETHAS WEEKLY,these are NOT TRUE!!!
"NEW DISCOVERY"
We have discoverd something NEW! It's the other side of the driveway. A quiet sweet place were snobs hide and find bad things about you. We also spotted a HESS driver. This
is a great discovery, but, you have to worry about snobs. You never see them. We are still studing the other side of the driveway.
"MOON BOY"
Shaky has elected Moon Boy. Moon Boy is a guy who is a pooper scooper and a guy with pictures of floppy disks. It's a hard and terrible job.
"THE MAPS ARE WRONG!"
In the center of the world people are celeabrating Chrismas! They are called Hanchains. They protect their X-mas tree at all costs with cookies.
"ASIAN SHAMAN HI-JACKS BOAT"
Yes many people are shocked to hear that the giant's parrot,beer,and treasure were stolen. The parrot is dead and his head is on the bow of the boat. They some how have wound up in the guy's toliet and the guy has tooted and they apear to be dead. |