Shout Outs to all my friends....
Heath, Holly, Tyler J., Ashley, Laura, Saidy, Amanda,Tara, Megan, Chasity, JordanS., Malia, and Casey!!Hey to everyone I didn't mention!
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JOKE: "a little italian boy goes to his mother 5 days before christmas and says "mommy, i want a sega genesis for christmas" and his mother says: "well, if you want a sega genesis then you go write a letter to baby jesus" so the boy goes up to his room and takes a note pad and writes: "Dear baby jesus, if u bring me a sega genesis then i will be good for 1 whole year..." "no no no no, i can not be good for a whole year..." so he tears up the paper and wites: "Dear baby jesus, if u bring me a sega genesis then i shall be good for 6-months..." "no no no no, i can not be good for 6-months" so he tears up the paper and looks at the statue of the virgin mary, takes it, puts it in his closet, locks he closet and begins to write: "Dear baby jesus, if u ever want to see ur mother again..."
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My Favorite Quote: "Love is knowing he loves you back, that you mean as much to him as he means to you, and that when he says he loves you, he has that twinkle in his eye to let you know it's true!!!"
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Hey Everyone! I thought you all might just like to know some things that I like to do. I like to play basketball, watch bull ridin', run track, do pole vaulting, and like to do cheerleading! |
Joke #2: A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony." |
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