Here, read this: I just came up with this story, it's called "turtle vs hare"
you see, the bunny was running in a race against the turtle, except the turtle isn't in the race. a monkey is sitting on the tree, joyfully watching as the rabbit runs around like crazzy. then the bunny asked the monkey, "have you seen the turtle", and the monkey goes "yep, I ate him", the rabbit was just sitting there staring at the monkey for a long time, I had to cut the script, the rabbit forgot his lines. end of story, hahaha, now wasn't that a funny joke, well, todays youth would probably die of laughter, that's how stupid we have become. Tell me how ignorance doesn't makes us feebleminded, and I will present you with a golden star.
I am tired and sleepy, come back later, maybe I'll have something more interesting for you to read. If anybody needs to write me, write here:
darkest_warfare@yahoo.com , I am just one person, but I will try to respond, maybe.