what is chared black and screams? a baby getting his toy out of a fireplace Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? a baby eating razor blades whats more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? ripping it off Q: What's wet, glows, and can't scream? a baby with his finger in a electric socket what is the differance between a barrel of water and a barrel of babies? you cant use a pitchfork on water Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? one dead baby in 10 garbage cans. whats worse than running a baby over in a car? getting it of the tyres Q: What's more fun that spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100MPH?stopping it with a cricket bat whats red and and lies in all 4 corners of a room? a baby thats been playing with a chainsaw Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in corridors?a baby with a javelin through its head whats red , pink and silver and walks into walls? a baby with forks in its eyes. Q: What's red, sits in the front of mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler whats white and bobs up and down in a babys cot? a pedophiles ass Q: What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying? with an axe what do you call a baby on a stick with no ribs? a doner kebabie Q: What do you call a baby on a stick? a kebabie