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| The Monkey and the Amoeba |
HERE"S A SNEAK PEEK OF WHAT WE"RE WORKING ON FOR THE "OTHER"
PAGE (THIS PAGE)
Coming soon............
Our world is threatened by two creatures bent on conquering it.
The first one was created by scientists who study genetics. For years,
In top secret labratories, the scientists worked endless hours and many
sleepless nights trying to grow a giant amoeba capable of speaking. The
knowlage that be gained from it would highly benefit mankind. After many
failed attempts, they have finally succeded. They thought they had made a
scientific breakthrough, instead, they created a monster.
As for the other creature? eh, he's just a monkey
Join these two creatures on their quest to conquer Earth. You'll
be amazed at the amoeba's intellagence and laugh when they fail
misrabaly thanks to the monkey.
Well, there you have it folks, a comady about a monkey and
a giant ameba. Be sure to come back soon to read about
their adventures!
EPISODE 1: THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT, HIDEOUS, STINKY,
LOW-DOWN ,NO-GOOD, EVIL CHICKEN
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THE AMOEBA'S PLAN
It was a bright and sunny day at the Scientific labratory of scientific science.
"Quick" said one of the scientists. "Get Dr. Gazzeter immedeatly!" Dr.
Peter Gazzeter, the head Scientist at the Scientific labratory of Scientific
Science was busy testing a monkey's intellegence in the Primate lab
when an employee rushed in and shouted "Come quick! it's almost
time!" They left the room in a hurry, forgetting to put the monkey back in
it's cage. In the biology lab, the scientists were preparing to bring the
giant amoeba they had created to life. They had been working on it a long
time.They had injected brain matter into it to give it the ability to talk.
"oh,there he is." Said one of the scientists. "Dr.Gazzeter, we give you the
honer of pulling the switch that will bring the amoeba to life." "Thank
you." said Dr.Gazzeter as he flipped a switch. "Uh- Dr.G? please cut
the lights back on." "Oops,wrong switch'" "ah! here's the switch!'" with
a flash of blinding light, 100,000 volts of electricity awakend the amoeba.
The amoeba spoke. "YOW! now that's a good way to wake someone up!"
IT WORKED!!! cried Dr. Gazeeter."FINALLY! NOW WE CAN BEGIN THE
LONG SERIES OF BORING EXPERIMENTS AND QUESTIONS!!!!
"I don't think so! I'm out of here" said the amoeba. "No! you can't leave!"
yelled Dr. Gazzeeter. "I can and I will. Besides, don't you have more
important thing to do, like stopping that monkey behind you from knocking
over that bottle labeled "nuculer plasma fluid"?'"
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Well, I'm kind of tired of that for now, so I think I'll change gears and focus on some completely different topic. You can do that on "other" pages.
One thing that really bugs me is how some people think the Apollo moon
landings were faked. Why do they think this? Probably because "some guy on TV said so." If any TV network wants to get good ratings, they sit around thinking of
Ideas: "Oh, I know! lets tell people the moon landings were faked!"
"Come on, Bob, hardly anyone thinks that! It will make us look stupid!"
"What if we use dark, dramatic music, a narrator with a mysterious voice,
bad logic/ understanding of science, and people who claim to be experts?"
"That might work. Let's do it."
You see, If "some guy on TV" makes a claim and backs it up with "evidence"(which actually has no grounds), SOMEONE, and chances are
MANY people, will believe them. Now I admit, some of the arguments can sound very convincing at first. This is enough to cause viewers to make up their minds.
Problem is, they don't give equal time! Before you make up your mind, listen to both
sides. Now because this whole "hoax" buisness is very complicated, I'm not going to address it right now. I don't need to. Why? Because other people have put up
very good websites debunking the hoax claims! So below is a list of links to these pages. Note: by clicking on the links, you will leave this web site. I have no connection with the creators of these websites, but I have visited their sites, and I like the content.
www.badastronomy.com
I like this site's debunking of the hoax theory, but the guy comes across to me as a bit arrogent. But that can be funny too. I disagree with some things on the site, but I like the hoax theory debunking.
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