Q.who snatched the baby octopus and held it for ransom? A. the squidnappers. Q.why did the elephant swallow the mothball? A.to keep the moths out of his trunk. Q.how do fish go into business? A. they start on a small scale. Q.what did the fish say when it swam into a wall? A. dam! First raccoon:'the wooly mammoths helped improve the neighborhood.' second raccoon:'how did they do that?' first raccoon:'they moved!' first possum:'did you ever try to tickle a mule?' second possum:'no, why?' first possum:'you'd get a kick out of it!' Q.what is green and has 18 wheels? A. grass-i was lying about the wheels! Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a green bucket. Q. whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a green bucket in disguise. Q. whats red and looks like a bucket? A. a red bucket! Q. if you catch a white dolphin with a white fishing pole, what do you catch a pink dolphin with? A. no, not a pink fishing pole.you paint the dolphin white then catch it with a white fishing pole. Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path. KNOCK KNOCK JOKES Who's There? Beets Beets who? Beets me! KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?