While waiting for a bus a sardar sees a truck being towed away by
another truck. He laughs, breaks down, rolls on the ground and cannot control his laughter. There is a madrasi who is standing with the sardar for the bus. He wonders what's up ? Calls sardar, but sardar cannot control himself, points at the towing truck & again rolls on the ground, billowing more dust. The madrasi appa is annoyed, pulls up sardar asks him what is so funny ? The sardar says "Kya zamana aa gaya hai, Ek rassi uthane ke liya do-do Truck" and again starts rolling....
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident." Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged,will you give me a ring?". "Sure", replies santa. "What's your phone number?"
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" Just a sec," says the rep. Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
EMPLOYMENT.. Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
CROCODILE BOOTS.. Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss
then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in
Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? He will compare it
with the original for spelling mistakes !!
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper
? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a photcopy of
the white paper !!!
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were
planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get
Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult
question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll
attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA
and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy on
this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single
word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH!
THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA
?????"
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would
like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't
sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and
changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would
like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman
replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a
complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit,
big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the
salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to
Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
Sardar?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
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