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Ever imagined some merchantise crap, connected with our favourire animes? Well, you might not have imagined them! They're all here...

Tenchu 4- Ryo Ohki's defeat (The original Tenchu games were amazing but a Tenchu game with a half cat, half rabbit is ridiculous...)

Tomb Raider 6- Gundam Croft vs Gundam 001 (*coughs* I can imagine it all...
Lara: Left arm malfunctioning, must...get...Uzis...out...
Heero: I thought only the refugees had the power to have a pair of Uzis with them...
Lara: Ya. Im one of them
Heero: *coughs*)

DragonMon- Gotta wish 'em all! (Pokemon is crap...Digimon is the evolved version of crap-meaning absolute bull...but DRAGONmon is just outta the friggin question...nuffin can compete with Dragonball Z but combining it with Pokemon or Digimon is scary O_O)

Saiyan Scouts Sailormoon (LOL I think the people in charge of putting things on TV should be given some credit! Oh come on! I doubt it very much you'd want a couple of muscular Saiyans in tight sailor costumes with short mini skirts flirting with every person they see and fighting the forces of evil O.O)

E.T- When Nameks phone home (Eep...Erm, no...It was meant to be out in the cinemas 6 years after E.T but it never actually made it...*coughs* I dont find that very hard to believe -_-)

Hannibal 3- When Yajirobee goes a lil too hungry (Oh pu-lease! This is supposed to be scary, not unoriginal! I've seen him down the soup kitchen stuffing his fat face with VEGETAble soup... Seeing him eating humans aint scary, unless he's eating Kame O.o Thats horor O.o)

Oops!...The saiyan prince did it again! (He has the voice of da devil...thats all Im gonna say O.o And the video is so heavily edited, it makes "Stan" seem like nothing!)

Muyo Park-Bigger, Longer and uncut! (No Yaoi in this one, just some nasty Hentai O.o Ryo Ohki's first words are "F*ck you", Sasami has a flippin orgasm with Tsunami (XD), Tenchi proves to be gay, Ayeka is really a man and Ryoko is really Pikachu in disguise...Now do you see why this never made the big screen?! You dont? Maybe this will help a bit...The certificate was a "U"....The lil Japanese kids had nightmares...disturbing hentai nightmares...)

Dude, wheres my cat? (Seems like Sasami is in big trouble with Ryoko for losing the half cat mutated rabbit creature, Ryo Ohki ^.^;)

Next Episode (ROFL! The Dragonball Z narrator made a song up called "Next Episode" but it seems Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg stole it V.V)

Blast Away (From the director of Cast Away comes this *thrilling* movie about a cetain young boy called Kakarot being blasted away in a spacepod, making him land on the planet Earth and he now must find a way to reach his beloved family. *sniffs* What a dramatic movie =| )

Crouching Gundam, Hidden Dragon (Gundam Wing vs Dragonball Z...The certificate was 18 as this film contained unimagineable violence O.o
Shenlong: RHAAAAA! I shall use the green destiny sword!
Wufei: You're called Shenlong? Cool dude! My Gundam is called Shenlong too! ^.^
Shenlong: Really?
Wufei: You bet!
Shenlong: This fight sucks ass...
Wufei: I agree...Wanna go for a Soda?
Shelong: My fave! ^.^
See what I mean? Too violent...tch tch tch -_-)

What Demons want (What DO demons want? Well, apparently, Tenchi made a movie acting out what Ryoko seriously wants and it seemed Ryoko loved evey sweet moment of it O_O Im not gonna go on what he DID to her cause the thought of it makes me barf...Ugh)

Star Wars-Episode 2: The invincible Tall Geese (Zechs went mad with the Tall Geese and just stomped on the whole cast, including George Lucas...Basically, Tall Geese was meant to be this mother ship and Zechs the most powerful Jedi that held the key to invincible light sabers...It was gonna be a huge success...but without the cast, it wasnt gonna pass ^.^;)

Saiyan Powers: The warrior who sh*gg*d me (*barfs* Vegeta...being...horny...banging...with...the lil... mini him O.o *barfs again* NASTYYYY!)

Z-Men (The follow up to X-Men, Z-Men is the newest movie from the popular comic series...Instead of Magnesium, the arch villain this time is none other than...Sailor Venus O.o)

Scary Film (The cast...Vegeta behind the masked/hooded psycho criminal, Lady Une as the hunted, Britney Spears as Britney Spears (thats why its a scary film...) and Tina (me ^.^) as the mastermind behind the plot }=D Who said that movies are getting crapper by the minute?! Although this was rejected by Warner Bros...)

*SUBMITTED BY KATY, HENCE THE HTML*
The Adventures of Gokuinkle and Veggy
(Goku with antlers, Vegeta with grey fur, they may be cartoon (A-N-I-M-E) characters but now they've got to save the real world! Yay, whoo hoo, go them -_-)

Dragons and Balls- The movie (Dungeons and Dragons under a different name. Geez, I'm good)

(This was created by both the disturbed minds of Teeny and Bitchy...Oops! I mean Tina and Katy ^.^;)
S.I.B (Here come the Saiyans in black...galaxy destroyers...Here comes the Saiyans in black, gonna whoop your ass)

Final Fantasy- Saiyans within (...You call yourself Squaresoft?! NO WAY!)

*SUBMITTED BY KATY, HENCE THE HTML*
Tenchies (They annoy you so you take their batteries out and throw them in the road, well, it is a Furby after all......)

VWF Blastdown - Vegeta's Wrestling Federation (First it was WWF Attitude, then WWF Smackdown, then it was WWF Smackdown 2...It seems like Vegeta didnt take note of the advert saying "Dont try this at home kids" so I guess he made his own game...featuring The Rack, Stone Cold Ice Tea, Triple X, Z-Pac, Pikichi and many many more...It also includes "Create yout own wrestler with thongs" and "make him gay" and you can choose your very own ring. It can be King Kai's steel cage ring, a TLC match (not tables and ladders and chair match but a Tender Loving Care match/No Scrubs match)and many secret locked options...You can now see why this has never been sold...not even in Canada)

*Submitted by Rick* The Mask Of Zechs (Yup, the film you've been waiting for! It's basically the same as Mask of Zorro except Zechs gets it on with Noin O.o It didn't pass cause Zechs can't handle a sword, Treize would have fitted the part but he said Oz blackmailed him...)

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