What you'll never see on TV 2. I thought that would be a bit obvious you.......I wont continue....... - Dragonball - http://phatbowling.com/animecomedy/What_You_ll_Never_See_on_TV

Ok now ladies/gentlemen/Nameks/Arlians/Saiyans/Super Saiyans/constipated warriors, have you ever seen South Park the movie-bigger longer and uncut? I’m not exactly killing the characters or making fun of it (well, maybe just a little XD) but I really wanted to do this for quite some time so here it is (DU DA DUMMMM!)

Mr shoe: Ok now class, what is 2 x 10? Anyone? (Goku raises his hand up) Ahh, Goku. Can you tell me what 2 x 10 is?
Goku: Yes sir. (Mumbling) 2 x 11, carry the one, divide it by 50…AH! ITS 79!
Mr shoe: Ok class, how about we try it again from someone who is not a complete grade “A” retard? How about you Porunga?
Porunga: How would you like to suck my Dragon balls?
Mr shoe: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Porunga: Oh oh oh…. I’m sorry…ahem (grabs megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY DRAGONBALLS MR SHOE?
Mr shoe: (remains in shock)
Shenlong: Holy s**t dude.
Mr shoe: SHENLONG! WHAT WAS THAT WORD YOU SAID?!
Shenlong: Holy?
Porunga: No dumbass. He means shit. You can’t say shit in school you overgrown piece of £@$*
Mr shoe: PORUNGA!
Dende: F**k
Mr shoe: DENDE!
Krillin: Chichi
Mr shoe: KRILLIN YOU DIRTY BOY!
Gohan: Darn it
Mr shoe: GOHAN! THATS IT! ALL OF YOU GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!
(At the office.And guess who's in charge!)
Akira Toriyama: Ahhh.What have you done now? (looks at Porunga,Shenlong,Dende and Krillin)
Porunga: I asked Mr Shoe if he would like to suck my Dragonballs.....
Shenlong: I said a naughty word.....
Dende: I said a very naughty word....
Krillin: I was thinking of Chichis......
Akira Toriyama: Tch tch tch. And how about you Gohan?
Gohan: I said Darn again....
Akira Toriyama: Darn you Funimation.....
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Uhhhhhhhhhh? I dunno about you people that arent in the UK (well,actually I do) but a few days ago, the first ever person won a million dosh on "Who wants to be a millionare" so as my tribute to the UK version (Ya know.....the country with a no good queen that all she does is sit on her wrinkly @$$ all day while we get on with our pathetic lives...or the country where the poshest,snottiest,well-mannered,fussiest people live)so enough with the small talk and here it is........

Chris T: OK people.You may remember from yesterday's show that Yamcha was on £250'000 and still is on £250'000.Lets see if he can win up to a million.OK Yamcha,lets continue what we've started! Take "the seat".So,how do you feel?
Yamcha: Anxious....so dont make me blast your f****** head off....
Chris T:Uh huh.Thats pretty normal.OK,so far you've used 50/50 and Ask the audience.All that remains is Phone a friend.
Yamcha: Yes,yes,YES!!!JUST GET ON WITH THE FREAKING SHOW!
Chris T:Uh huh.Ok.Question #13 is worth £500'000.
Yamcha:Whats the question,WHATS THE QUESTION?!
Chris T:Uh huh.The question is this.What makes Radditz so high,muscly and damn sexy? Is it
A)His armor B)His steroids C)Freeza *winks* or D)His spikyness
Yamcha: Hmmm...It might be his armor cause that reveals him and that makes him sexy but I dont think it makes him high....His spikyness makes him sexy,thats for sure but not muscly...Its either Freeza or his steroids....but....I think Freeza makes him horny and not spiky so I'll go with B)His steroids.
Chris T:Uh huh.Is that your final answer?
Yamcha:Dont.Try.To.Piss.Me.Off.
Chris T:Uh huh.You had £250'000.You still have £250'000.
Yamcha:WHAT?!BUT IT HAD TO "B"!I MEAN,HOW ELSE WOULD HE BITE SO HARD?!
Chris T:Uh huh?Uh.....You have £250'000 with another $250'000...
Yamcha:WAHOOO!I KNEW IT WAS THE RIGHT ONE!
Chris T:(With an anime sweatdrop)Uh huh.Now,question #14 is worth one million but that also means that you can lose a heckuva amount of dosh.I know how anxious you must be so I'll make it short and sweet.The question is....What is the secret recipe that KFC uses?
Is it A)chicken pieces B)les escargot C)Namekian antenna's or D)Saiyan's tails?
Yamcha:Shoot.Im gonna phone a frined and I'll phone Goku.
Chris T:Uh huh.Is he smart.
Yamcha:Hell no.
Chris T:Uh huh.Lets see if you're right.(rings Goku)
Goku's connection:(munching on something)Hello,you have reached the Non-violence zone.I presume that if you are calling me then you must be a goody2shoes so please leave your message after this sound-------->KAMEHAMEHAAAA!
Chris T:Uh huh.It seems that Goku isnt there so Im afraid that lifeline-
Goku's connection:Ahhh! s'cuse me for that!Im here,im here!
Chris T:Uh huh.Ok good.Your friend Yamcha wants your help on this question so make sure you get it right.Time starts.........now.
Yamcha:Ok Goku,What is the secret recipe that KFC uses?
Is it A)chicken pieces B)les escargot C)Namekian antenna's or D)Saiyan's tails?
Goku:Hmmmm....I would say D)Saiyans tails....Yeah,Im pretty sure of it its "D"
Yamcha:It is?How certain?
Goku:99.9%They were the ones that cut off my tail to put on their secret recipe.Thats why its all brownish cause of my tail.
Yamcha:Ewwwwww.Ok then.Bye.
Goku:Bye
Chris t:Uh huh.So,are you going to go with him?
Yamcha:Yes.Im going with D)Saiyan's tails
Chris T:Uh huh.Well,since is time for Tina's bed time,then we'll find out tomorrow,or maybe the next day after romorrow,or maybe the day after that or maybe when she feels like it.See you after the ummmmmm....very long break.

(Ok.It's been like 2 days cause I started this on the 24th and I've continued this on the 26th so I told ya it would have been a very long break......)

Chris T:Uh huh.Ok now.Since Tina is all refreshed after 18 hours of sleep and dreaming that she was running in flower fields with Radditz,Vegeta,Brolli,Bardock and Trunks,its time to *continue* (wink wink) with the show.We've left off where Yamcha was about to-
Yamcha:ENOUGH ALREADY!THEY KNOW!
Chris T:Uh huh.Ok,you're going along with Goku's advice and you're going with D)Saiyan's tails.Is that your final answer?
Yamcha:Yes.
Chris T:Uh huh.Are you sure?
Yamcha:Yes.........
Chris T:Uh huh.Certain?
Yamcha: (powering up with an energy ball in both of his hands)Dont.....just dont.....
Chris T:Uh huh.You had £500'000...............(drumroll noises)
Yamcha:KA
Chris T:Uh huh......(drumroll noises get faster)
Yamcha:ME
Chris T:Uh huh.And the answer is.......
Yamcha:HA
Chris T:Uh huh.You DO relise you might lose all this money and go home with nuffin....
Yamcha:ME
Chris T:Uh huh.Well,you havent.YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOSH!
Yamcha:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(stops the attack) HUH?!WAHOOOO! I JUST WON A MILLION QUID!
Bulma:YAY!(pushes Vegeta aside and runs at Yamcha)I never liked Vegeta.You've always been MY man!
Yamcha:Uhhhhh?!You have?!
MissSTilmitt:BACK OFF!HES MINE!
Bulma:Oh shut the hell up.You're from Final Fantasy 8 and not Dragonball Z so go away!
MissSTilmitt:Oh yeah?!(changes her name to Chichi)NOW,LEAVE MY YAMCHA ALONE!
Bulma:NO!(mumbles something about "Whos needs a Saiyan prince when you got a man with a million doe?!)
Chichi or MissSTilmitt(whatever you wanna call her XD):THATS IT!FINAL FLASH WITH THE FRYING PAN ON TOP!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bulma:Ummmmm......Urk?Ack?Ouch?(fades away to the next dimension)
Yamcha:Uhhhh?Hmmmm.....(gets down on his knees)Chichi/MissSTilmitt,will you marry me?You dont really find many anime chicks with a badass attitude......
MissSTilmitt/Chichi:ID LOVE TO!
Chris T:Uh huh.And for the 2nd time,someone has won a million dosh!Now,if you wanna be a millionare,just ring us and you can-
Yamcha:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(hits Chris T)
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*yawns*....Hi there. I have finally recovered from all those joyful birthday beats from both school AND Chichi/MissSTilmitt. Anyway, since Im now recovered with new limbs and not so many bruises, I can finally re-create another thing! ^_^

Charlies Angels......Lets call it "Chichi's Angels" XD

Chichi: Hello Angels!
Goku,Gohan & Goten: (in a flirting voice) Hi Chichi!
Chichi: Angels...I have a favour. You have to make sure that all the Christmas prezzies are delivered to the Briefs resident otherwise Vegeta will wonder where his presents are. Can I trust you?
Goku: (grabs whip) Like complete and total ya (whips Goten)
Goten: (growls) You can count on us (winks at Gohan)
Gohan: (breakdances) We'll get the job done (wiggles his ass around)
Chichi: (with an anime sweatdrop) Good...Now go and accomplish your job angels!
Goku,Gohan & Goten: Yes Chichi (blows kiss at Chichi)

Meanwhile....at the Briefs...

Vegeta: PREZZIE PREZZIE PREZZIE! WHERES MY PREZZIE?!
Bulma: You have to be a good boy otherwise Santa Claus wont give you any presents!
Vegeta: Oh alright......
Bulma: Now, you have to go to bed and in the morning you can open all the prezzies!
Vegeta: YAY! (rushes into bed while wagging his tail around) Goddnight Bulma (sucks thumb)
Bulma: (tucking him into bed) Goodnight Mr Super Saiyan!
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Goku: The prezzies! Where are they?! I swera they were *here* a moment ago!
Gohan: Father....They still are there....you were....sitting on them?!
Goku: WRONG! I was feeling them!
Goten & Gohan: O_O; ANYWAY!....Its time to sneak the presents under their tree.
Goku: (scraping the presents of his ass) Yeah, I guess you're right.

Goku,Gohan and Goten successfully deliver the presents under the tree just before Vegeta wakes up.

Vegeta: (looks at the tree) OOOOOOOOO! PRESENTS! YAYYYYYYY! (rushes over to the presents) OOOOO! LOOKIE AT THAT PURTY WRAPPING PAPER! (unwraps all of the presents only to find...)
AHHHHH! PINK SPANDEX! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Goku: (from outside looking through the window) I knew he'd like it. Ok Angels! Mission accomplished! Lets go home and *celebrate* (reaches for the whip)
Goten: Ahhhh,father? Behind you?!
Goku: Not now Goten.We can go behind the bush another day...
Gohan: Father...look behind you and start wetting yourself....
Goku: Huh? (looks behind him) AHHHHHH?! (starts wetting his leather trousers)
Vegeta: (powering up to super saiyanjin 6 while preparing for the final flash attack) Pink...I WANTED PURPLE! AHHHHHH! DIE ANGELS DIEEEEE! (fires final flash attack onto the Angels and hits them) I wanted purple.....with those purty flowers one....
Goku: (getting up) Ahem...ALL THE WOMEN WHO ARE INDEPENDENT THROW YER HANDS ABOVE-
Vegeta:DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! KAMEHAMEHAAAA! FINAL FLASHHHHHHHH! BIG BANG ATTACKKKKKKKK! Is he dead yet?
Goku: MEEEEEE! ALL THE HONEYZ MAKIN MONEY THROW YOUR HANDS AT MEEEEE! GIRL I DIDNT KNOW YOU CAN GET DOWN LIKE THAT, SHOW ME HOW YOUR ANGELS GET DOWN LIKE THAT-
Vegeta: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BURNING ATTACK WITH K-O-KEN x 999999999999999999999!
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ARGH! This show is only in the UK so you people who arent in the UK wont really understand this. Yup, ITS THE WEAKEST LINK! BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!

Ann Robinson: Hello, you are watching "The Weakest Link". This isnt a normal show today because this is for the championships. So, here are our contestants: Son-Goku, Veggie-San, Son-Gohan, and Radditzu. Lets get on with the show.
Veggie-San: About f*ck*ng time you dumb wh*r* who f*cks her mum....
Son-Gohan: HAHAHAHA! VEGGIE-SAN, YOU'RE SO COOL! I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU!
Son-Goku: (puts on a sad face and sings) Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
Ann Robinson: HUSH! Lets get on with the show. First round you get 90 seconds. (faces Radditzu) First question. (clock begins to erm....tick?) Who was Einstein?
Radditzu: Your mum.
Ann R: Wrong. (faces Veggies_san with 80 seconds left) What does TV stand for?
Veggie-San: Thy Vegeta?
Ann R: Wrong.(faces Son-Goku) What day was Jesus born?
Son-Goku:Ermm...July 4th?
Ann R: *cough* Dumbass *cough* Wrong..That was Round one.Who do you think is the weakest link? Please vote........N....N....Now.
(5 seconds later)
Ann R: Ok.Stop voting and hold up your *cards*.
Veggie-San: (Holds up the *card* with Goku's name all over it)
Son-Goku: (Holds up the *card* with Vegeta's name over it and a heart sign beneath it)
Radditzu: (Holds up the *card* with Gohan's name all over it and a picture of a skull above it...)
Son-Gohan: (Holds up the *card* with Vegeta's name all over it with a picture of Picollo naked by the side)
Ann R: With two votes against you, You are the weakest link. Goodbye Veggie-San.
Veggie-San: *backstage* Im really disappointed with Gohan. I was so strong with him. Goku, I just hope he dies in horrid unlimited pain and just rots away in hell....That piece of sh*t...IM GONNA KILL HIM!ARGH! HOW DARE HIM! THE F*CK*NG NERVE OF THAT GAY MAN! HES NUFFIN BUT A FIRST CLASS BAKA! HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE THAT WAS VOTED OFFFFFF! GRRRRRRRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*fires his ki blast at the whole studio* ...Was this live Tv?
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Hmph. Im not been an evil wicked woman but showing a 3 minute long advert about 30 times a day is really ANNOYING...Its the NSPCC appeal thingy...

Guy that tries ever so hard to sound upset but isnt: Adopt a baby Saiyan. They need your love and careness so desperatly. Take Radditz for a good example. His family dont even pay any attention to him so he just goes and pumps steroids in his blood stream all day long to make himself feel wanted. Heres a picture of the brave lil soldier

but Radditz isnt the only one. Take Nappa for another example

He's so miserable that his hair is falling out-and he's just a baby.
And what about Vegeta? Heres a picture of the poor lil mite

All these pictures are not by actors. They are true. All the babies you've seen are out there and they are suffering. Cruelty to children must stop. FULLstop.

Another extremely mental and maybe disturbed production from the DbzGirl.Watch this spaceeeeeeeee (flies off)
If you feel (or have that urge) that you think I need to cuss/kill off/or what have you got in that warped lil mind of yours then e-mail me.If on the other hand,you do not know my f****** e-mail address then I suggest you go to school....if you DO go school,then I think that its a good idea to go to the main page and then you drag your mouse cursor all the way to where it clearly says the e-mail address.Done that?Good lil child...Then you type in the box and click on "send" and I or Chichi or Bulma will receive whatever you've sent to us,ok?Good....If you didnt know that already,then oh my goodness grecious me!You surely have amazed me that you can actually switch on a computer!And if you are a good lil child and you do send us (or you really should send me one) then you will get credit for it...and maybe a magical night with any Saiyan of your choise XD

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