Things DB Ppl Would Not Say - Dragonball - http://phatbowling.com/animecomedy/Things_DB_Ppl_Would_Not

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So, without further ado, I bring you the "Things DB Ppl Would Never Say" section!!!!

Trunks: AHHHHHHH! SQUIRRELS! GET EM AWAY!!!!! ::slashes squirrels:: DIE SQUIRRELS, DIE!!

Piccolo: Gohan, you is so weak dat Puar could beat yous up real bad mah brudder. I'm off crusin' for some honeyz. Laters yah weakling!

Vegeta: Pikachu! I CHOOSE YOU! ::throws Pokeball:: THUNDERBOLT ATTACK NOW!

Goku: Fighting? What's that? Is it a type of food?

Chichi: GOHAN! STOP STUDYING AND GO OUTSIDE TO TRAIN! NOOOOOOWWWWWW!

Freiza: I'm a boy, no wait, I'm a girl. Nooo, I'm a boy. No, I'm a thing that humans use to cool things. Yup, I'm a freezer and darn proud of it!

Goku: Tinky Winky!
Piccolo: Dipsy!
Vegeta: Laa Laa!
Trunks: Po!
All: Teletubbies, Teletubbies! Say hello! EH-OH!

Ox King: Chichi! The doctor said I have a brain!

Trunks (to Bulma): I HATE YOU, SO MUCH, RIGHT NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Shenlong (to anyone who wants to make a wish): D'ya mind hurrying up? Jerry Springer is on in 5 mins. and my mother's on it!

Raditz (to the pharmacist): I NEED SOME MORE STEROIDS!!!!! NOW! (submitted by vegeta4ever44)

Buu: Gluttony is a sin.

Gohan (to Piccolo): Piccolo, please adopt me. We are so good together and I'd love to be your son
Piccolo (to Gohan): Adopt you? I wanted to marry you! You thought of me as a father all along? (submitted by Tina)

(Chibi Trunks walks in holding a thong)
Trunks: Daddy, what's this? ::holds it up::
Vegeta: (violins start to play) Baby! That th-th-th-thong! I like it when the beat go, I like it when the boogie gooooooo............ etc.

Untransformed Freiza and/or Capt. Ginyu and/or King Cold: I'm horny, I'm horny horny horny. SOOOO horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!

Gohan: Cos I am, whatever you say I am, if I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

Tien: You wanna know a secret? ::takes a deep breath:: My third eye sees dead people!

Vegeta: Hurting people is wrong, killing innocent flies is wrong, making fun of my height is wrong. Can't we all just get along?
Trunks: HELL NO!

Goku: My name is Kakarot. I am the son of Bardock. I am ruthless and nasty and I will obey Frieza at all times.

Piccolo: The hills are alive... .with the sound of muuuuuuusic!

Kami: F**k the Earth! I dun wanna be a guardian no more! Where's Garlic Jr. gone?

Chibi Trunks: I'm sorry mister Broli, I didn't mean to pee on your head.
Broli: All is forgiven!
C. Trunks: D'ya wanna help me fly my new kite?
Broli: Sure!

Goten: My dadda and my bruvver are jerks.

Gohan: Hey Krillin! I need help with a maths problem!
Krillin: Sure buddy, what is it?
Gohan: My dad has a power level of 10000, and Vegeta has a power level of y. How much is their ki combined?
Krillin: Easy, 10000 + y
Gohan: Don't be dumb Krillin!

Vegeta: Hey! Goku! (submitted by Rena)

Trunks: You all shouldn't waste your time trying to fight the androids, you newbies. I'll take them out myself!
Vegeta: STOP!! You don't understand how powerful the androids are!!
Trunks: ::punches Vegeta in the gut and flies after the androids::
Vegeta: ::flies after Trunks:: (Submitted by Rena)

*New* Goku: Don't cry, Vegeta, I'll make sure Bulma tapes Teletubbies for you.
Vegeta: You just shut up! If you don't like my shit you can suck my dick!
Goku: Err...okayyy...are you sure you have one? (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Piccolo: Does this dress make me look fat? (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Goku: I am definitely NOT bisexual!!! (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Vegeta (Crying): Why can't we all just get along? (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Trunks: Here you go dad. Happy Father's Day! I wuv you!
Vegeta: I wuv my new WuvLuv, and I wuv you too!
Trunks: Awwwww, c'mere, you big teddy bear!
Vegeta: Awwwwww! [Hugs Trunks] Sweetie! (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Gohan: I don't love you anymore, Piccolo. We're through, okay?
Piccolo: [Shrugs] Okay, then. Hey, that Eminem dude looks soooooooo fine! (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Trunks: Ewwwwwww! Gross, girls! Get them away! (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Vegeta: Bulma is a slut! We're through with each other! [Keeps stiff stance for a few minutes while everyone stares then breaks down and cries] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!! [Sniff] I wan' Buwmie! Where she go? (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Frieza (dying): Daddy...I'm going to a prettier place now...brush my teeth and put on my lipstick and then paint my nails to make me look...more lifelike when I'm gone...
King Cold: Yes, anything for you, my pretty, pretty boy!
Frieza: Take care...uuuuuuurrgghh...of...yoursel- [dies]
Kind Cold: NOOOOOO! (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Goku: Hey, you guys...I'm gettin' kinda flabby...THAT'S IT! I'M GOING ON A DIET! (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

*New* Raditz and Piccolo (singing): Hi there, little boys and girls!
Piccolo: We angels are here to bring a special song for you little sugarpies!
Raditz: Here goes!
Piccolo: See, children, drugs are baaaaaaaad...
Raditz: And if ya don't believe him ask yer daaaaaaaad...
Piccolo: And if ya don't believe him ask yer moooooooom...
Raditz: She'll tell you how she does 'em all the tiiiiiiiime...
Piccolo: So kids, say 'no' to druuuuuuuugs...
Raditz: So you don't act like everyone else dooooooooes...
Piccolo: And there's really nothing else to saaaaaaaay...
Raditz: Drugs are just bad, mmmmmkaaaaaaaay?
Piccolo: Hey, Raditz, aren't we cute?
Raditz: Yes, and so are those adorable kiddies! [Points at Cartman]
Piccolo: I learnt the meaning of that song the hard way...
Raditz: So did I...
Piccolo: Let's never have marowana again... (Submitted by ARBChibiBra)

This is all I can think of right now, but hurry and get yer submissions in!!!!!!!!!
::stares menacingly::
You have been warned...........

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