Ryo Ohki: This is Ryo Ohki comin' atcha! So, wazzup doc!? God knows why I have a page like this, it was that Katy woman's fault! Katy: Heeeeeey, I'm the one who worships you because you're so kawaii! Ryo Ohki: Isn't it the truth? *dances to funky music* Oooo! She gave me music! Katy: Anything for the world's purtiest cabbit! Ken Ohki: What about me? Katy: Oh gosh darnit, you're kawaii as well! *gives everyone a big hug* Ryo Ohki: =^_^= Anyway, this page is about what I have to say about Ryoko and other stuff in my life, so here goes! Ryoko: You better be nice to me Ryo Ohki, or I'll start feeding you brocolli! Hey, I thought you couldn't talk? Ryo Ohki: Look, I'm wearing this translator thingy alright! Ryoko: Ohhhh... carry on..... Ryo Ohki: Thank you..... anyway, No. 1 thing on my list........ CARROTS! YUUUUUUM! I LOVE CARROTS! THEY TOTALLY ROCK!!!!!! Anyway, carrots are good for you and they help you see in the dark, handy when you're a cabbit, not when you're a spaceship and you have headlamp thingies...... Ryoko: Hey, speakin' of which, I need to go and find Tenchi, he ran off again, so if you don't mind I'd like to fly around in you and find the little love muffin :) Ryo Ohki: =^_^=* Suuuuuuure, now can I PLEASE carry on!? Ryoko: Of course! Ryo Ohki: OK, next thing on my list of stuff to talk about... oooo, this should be good! It's all my adoring fans worldwide! Katy: Like me ^__________^ Bitchy Spears: And me! Katy: F*ck off Bitch! We all hate you here so go away! *punches Bitchy Spears* Bitchy Spears: Hit me baby one more time! You drive me craaaaaazy! Katy: STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Eep, did I just do a Spice Girls thing? O.O Ryo Ohki: I hate to hit a fan but *thwaps Bitchy Spears all the way to kingdom come* Katy: Yeah! Go Ryo Ohki! Sasami: I knew Ryo Ohki loved me and not Bitchy Spears! Ayeka: Potty mouth young lady! Oops, I seem to be being recorded........ Katy: D'uh, NOW GO! Sasami can stay, but Ayeka HAS to go! Ryoko: Here here.... Tenchi: Hey guys, wazzup? Ryoko: TENCHI CAME BAAAAAACK! OH, HUG FOR RYOKO!!!!!!!! Tenchi: I feel ill... I need to go. ARIGATO! *runs* Ryo Ohki: Ai yi yi, sorry peeps, it tends to get pretty wild around here. Anyway, next on my list of stuff to talk about is Sasami! Sasami: Yaaaaay! Ryo Ohki: Sasami is kind, gentle and loving and is my fwiend. Sasami: Oh Ryo Ohki! I wuv you! Katy: I love Ryo Ohki as well! Bitchy Spears: Me three, or four, or whatever! *giggles dumbly* Katy: Not Bitchy Spears again, I thought Ryo Ohki thwapped you! Bitchy Spears: I am immortal.... as long as I have my hair! My hair totally.... AIIEEEE! Ryo Ohki: *nibble, nibble* Mmmm, hair..... Bitchy Spears: Get off me you rat! Sasami AND Katy: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE! *cut off Bitchy Spears' hair* Bitchy Spears: NOOOOOO! I'M MELTING! MEEEELTING! Ryo Ohki: Wasn't expecting that........ anyway, on with my list! Next up: Ryoko! Ryoko: That's me! Ryo Ohki: I really like Ryoko, she's great! Next up: Tenchi! Tenchi: Huh? Someone call me? Ryo Ohki: Yeah, I did, I wanna talk about you! Tenchi: Oh, OK. I'd better stick around then. Ryo Ohki: Tenchi is OK. Full stop. Next up: Katy Katy: ^__________^ Ryo Ohki: I don't like Katy........ Katy: :( Ryo Ohki: ...... I adore Katy! Katy: Yaaaaaaaaay! Ryo Ohki: That about wraps it! Can ya smell what Ryo Ohki is cookin'? Sasami: CARROTS! Ryo Ohki: Gosh, how DID you kno..... MEOW! Katy: Ooooooops, the battery ran out in the translator...... ^_^" Ryo Ohki: Meow?
