Krillin: Yo Vegeta! Pump summa that stuff over here! I'm a druggie and I haven't had my good ol' grass in a while. Sock it to me! No wait, I need to find something to tie around my arm.........

Vegeta: KRILLIN! A DRUGGIE!? You ain't fightin' anybody until you break that awful habit! Here's the phone number of "Druggies Anonymous"

Krillin: I can't do it! I'm not bwave enuf

Gohan: I don't beleive this! Krillin isn't brave enough to give up his habit and my father is too scared to take on a needle. I'm outta here. Sure, I love my dad and Krillin is my best pal but I'm not fighing alongside a buncha wimps.
Yo Freiza! Got any openings on the Ginyu Force!

Freiza: As a matter a' fact I do. Just fill in this form.

Gohan: Alrighty.
1. Do u like bowling?
Hell yes.
2. Have u ever done what the birds and the bees done?
::gulp:: Uhhh, Freiza.

Freiza: Yesssss?

Gohan: I'm only 6 and a half.

Freiza: 6 and a half year old boys REALLY turn me on! Step into my office young warrior..........

Krillin: GOHAN!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Oh no! That lil punk has *united* with Freiza! I must return him to the side of good ::thinks:: Hey! Wait a second! I'm not a good guy! I'm a bad guy!

Goku: Son! Come over here a second.

Gohan: Yes father?

Goku: Do you actually know what the story of the birds and the bees is?

Gohan: Uhhh, no. But u and mum seem to enjoy it so it must be a good thing.

Goku: Uhh, yeah. But only when u have reached puberty.

Gohan: Ohhhhhhhhh...........

Vegeta: Kakarot! It's needle time!...........

Will Kakarot (uh, I mean Goku) overcome his fear and face the needle? Will Krillin overcome his drug habit? Is Freiza a boy or a girl?
All will be revealed next time on Dragonball Z!

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In our last episode..........
Krillin was found to be a druggie, Freiza was trying to chat up Gohan, Vegeta was just a lil bit toooo annoyed and Goku was running from a needle.

Krillin: I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA PHONE DRUGGIES ANNOYMOUS AND BEAT MY HABIT!

Vegeta: I'll be with u every step of the way buddy.

Freiza: Well Gohan? Coming or not?

Gohan: Daddy! I don't wanna go! Dad? DAD!?

Goku: Lost....all....strength......slight.....headache........need......help.....

Gohan: YO VEGETA! GET YOUR VEGETABLE ASS OVER HERE AND HELP MY DAD!

Vegeta: Sod off pipsqueak! Can't you see I'm helping your friend?

Gohan: Is that so? KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Wha the!?

Freiza: NOOOOO! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO KAMEHAMEHA'S!!!!!!! ::sizzles::

Gohan: Err, what just happened?

Vegeta: The.....kid......beat......Freiza......I'm....really......pleased
GROUP HUG! GET OFF YER ASS KAKAROT AND JOIN IN!

Goku: ..............

Gohan: DADDY!? REJUVINATION TANK! NOWWWWW!!!!!

Vegeta: Alright! ALRIGHT! Keep your tail on

Gohan: I don't have a tail.

Vegeta: It's a Saiyan form of speech you nickempoop.

Gohan: Ohhhh.

Vegeta: Now, help me get Kakarot inside here.

Krillin: ::groan::

(5 mins later)

Vegeta: Splendid. Now all I do is fill this tank up with this liquid and hey presto! Instant revived Kakarot!

Gohan: Won't my dad drown in there?

Vegeta: Of course not! Why would I wanna drown him?

Gohan: No comment.

Vegeta: Don't get me mad kid.

Gohan: ::gulp:: I apologize sir. It'll never happen again.

Krillin: Yo! Over here! Bald guy with a drug problem!

Vegeta: I almost forgot about that my lil druggie buddy. Now Gohan, we're gonna go and find a phone while you guard the Dragonballs and look after Goku.
We'll be back in about 3 hours.

Gohan: DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Krillin, come with me

Gohan: Dad! Oh dad! How can I look after you when I don't know how to operate this thing. I can't even screw a lightbulb for crying out loud!

Oh dear! What will Gohan do? Vegeta has left him all alone with the Dragonballs and Goku.
Tune in next time for the conclusion!

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In our last episode, Krillin and Vegeta went to find a phone, while Gohan was left alone to take care of EVERYTHING.

(3 hours have passed)

Krillin: Man, I feel so much better now that I've been given advice on how to beat the habit.

Vegeta: I told you they were good.

Gohan: I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU TWO! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!? IT'S CHILD ABUSE!

Vegeta: Where I come from, child abuse isn't a problem. Of course, there were no children.

Krillin: IT WAS IMPORTANT THOUGH!

(sometime later)

Vegeta: Hey! I'm tired. I'm taking a nap. You guys guard the Dragonballs.
::goes off to take a nap::

Krillin: Now we can summon the dragon!

Gohan: Yeah!!!!!!!

::they go outside to summon the Dragon::

Krillin: What's the password?

Gohan: Erm, Open Sesame!

Krillin: Get your fat ass out of those balls and grant our wish!

Gohan: I think ya have to be nice Krillin.

Krillin: Oh. Well, I'm off to get the password from Guru! I'll be back soon!
::thinks:: Heh, heh. Now I can ditch the runt and go and find a bar! HA HA HA!

Gohan: Good luck Krillin!

Krillin: Thanx, kid! ::flies off::

(Dende comes in the other direction)

Dende: Guys! GUYS! Errr, guys? Where's Krillin?

Gohan: Krillin went to get the password.

Dende: But that's what I came here to tell you you dumbass!

Gohan: OH NO! KRILLIN! COME BACKKKKKK!

Dende: Well, I ain't going to look for him. I'm just gonna summon the dragon for ya and hightail it outta here ::thinks:: to join Krillin at the thirsty Namek pub! HA HA!

Gohan: Well, get it over with.

Dinde: ::turns round to face balls:: GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE NOW AND GRANT MY WISH!

Gohan: ::mutters:: Ohhhhh, Krillin was so damn close.

::Dragon rises from balls::

Porunga: Do you mind? I was in the shower.

Dinde: Sorry! My friend here would like to make three wishes.

Porunga: Alright. Wish for whatever ya want and I'll grant them blah blah.

Gohan: WHOA! That is one bigass lizard! I mean, ahem, I want my friend Piccolo to come back to this dimension.

Porunga: Sorry, can't do that.

Gohan: WHY?!

Porunga: That guy is always bugging me to give him free wishes.

Gohan: Oh, erm, I wish Chaotszu back to this dimension.

Porunga: N'ah. Don't feel like it.

Gohan: This Dragon sux.

Porunga: HEY! That hurts. I'm going now, Oprah's on.

Gohan: No wait! Don't go!

Porunga: Sorry kid!

(back at the ship)

Vegeta: Oh no! They summoned the dragon without me!


Vegeta: HEY! YEAH YOU! YOU LITTLE PUNK! I'm gonna kill you!

Gohan: ::gulp::

Porunga: Who's this bozo?

Vegeta: Stay out of this ya overgrown lizard!

Porunga: Thassit. Hurry up and die Guru! I wanna go to the next dimension! This dimension sux!

Vegeta: Before you go, I'd like a wish.

Porunga: Oh, all right.

Vegeta: I wanna make sure that I'm the prettiest guy in all the land.

Porunga: You're weird! BYE! NEXT DIMENSION! HERE I COME!

Vegeta: NOOOOOO!

Gohan: Man, why do I always have to hang out with freaks?

Vegeta: What did you say punk?

Gohan: Erm, nothing.

Vegeta: Good.