Deep Thoughts of Vegeta - Dragonball - http://phatbowling.com/animecomedy/Deep_Thoughts_of

You are now entering the deep, dark thoughts of Vegeta.
Exits are located.... nowhere (MWA HA HA HA!) and in case of an emergency, put your heads between yer legs and kiss yer ass goodbye!
Now then, off we go! (he may have said some of these)

Thoughts of Vegeta in the Saiyan Saga:

"Oooo... purty tree!"
"Hey, I wonder if Nappa can help me with this complicated equation......"
"I see skies of blue, clouds of white!"
"Ooooo, Pizza Hut! Nappa won't mind if I just pop in quickly......"
"NAPPA! DON'T ATTACK YET! THERE'S A PREGNANT KITTY OVER THERE!"
"My tail hurts"
"OH NO! I STEPPED ON A FLOWER!"
"Hey, I'm on TV!!"
"Awwww... do we have to use these simply AWFUL Saibamen. They are in bad need of a make-over....."
"Hey, that doll guy is cute"
"What on EARTH is that Namek wearing!? I simply MUST have something like it!"
"When I get the Dragonballs, I'll wish to have a new Ferrari...."
"If I fire this Galick Gun, I'll destroy all the wonderful plants and creatures"
"Nappa, you're going to die now, but I ask you one thing.... can I have your DVD Player?"
"Hey, now that I'm oozaru, maybe I'll just enjoy the view for a few minutes..."
"Hey, this tail is NOT a fashion statement.."
"Goku, what's with all the purty red and pink fireworks that are appearing around your body..?"
"Hey, that little kid is kinda cute..."
"That kid's sword slashed my armour...... HE WILL DIE! That was my fave piece of armour... WAAAAA!"
"He's got a Geeeeeenki Dama, in his hand, he's got a huge Genki Dama, in his hand, he's got a Genki Dama, in his hand, he's got it in his hand! WHOO!"
"Hey, the bald guy wants to play catch.... YAY!"
"That's it, I've had it with this planet! I'M GOING HOME!"

Thoughts of Vegeta during the Namek/Ginyu/Frieza sagas

"Dragonballs, gotta get those Dragonballs!"
"Oooo, this planet is freaky. Blue grass and green water!?"
"Hey, my scouter does NOT go with my spandex..."
"Ooo, it's Cooey!" (did I spell that right!?)
"Cooey, let's talk, I have a pack of cards in my spacepod, let's deciede our differences over that"
"Hmmm.. Cooey is gone. Did he have a DVD to go with the DVD Player?"
"Let's see now, where is everybody... OH NO! ZARBON! AAAAANNNDDD DODORIA! NOT THEM!!!!!"
"I wonder if Frieza could give me some fashion tips...."
"Hey Namek guys, I was just wondering... WHERE THE HONEYS AT!?"
"These guys need some anti-ageing cream....."
"Why am I drawn so crappily? WHERE'S MY AGENT!?"
"Right, I have a Dragonball.. now what do I do?"
"Owch, that's the last time I play football with Zarbon using a Dragonball...."
"Hey Zarbon, your monster form is simply AWFUL! You need some fashion tips!"
"Hey look! It's the Ginyu Force! YAY!"
"Hey Guldo.... LEAVE THOSE TWO ALONEEEEEEE!"
"Recoome, don't be so ruff, It hurts my feewings....."
"Heeeeeeey Frieza! Got any black lipstick left?"
"Frieza, are you a girl or a boy?"
"FRIEZA! I TOLD YOU ALREADY! BRITNEY SPEARS IS BETTER THAN THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!"
"Now, don't be too hasty Frieza.... can't we settle this calmly?"
"Kakarot..... listen to me......if I go.....you can have my DVD player......but if I get wished back... *cough*.... it's mine!"
"Oooo, I'm back on the purty Earth again!"
"Grass is soooo much fun to grab and toss in the air.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."
"...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Hey Gohan, wanna go to Burger King? I'll buy you a Kids Meal......"

Thoughts of Vegeta from the Garlic Jr. saga (yes, I know he wasn't there, but he was up in space somewhere)

"Hey, looking for Kakarot is fun!"
"Twinkle, twinkle little star....."
"AAHHHHH! IT'S A METEOR!!!! I'M DOOMED!!!"
"Hey alien dudes, you cuss my good looks once more and you'll be on a train to *dramatic pause* another dimension!"
"This Capsule Corp. ship needs more stuff...... WHAT!? NO CAPPACHINO MAKER!?"
"Hey, hey, are you ready to play? It's time to come and play with Vegeta!"

Thoughts of Vegeta from the Trunks saga

"Hey Yamcha ol' buddy ol' pal! How ya been?"
"Shower?! Ahh, thank you very much!"
"This pink shirt REALLY brings out my feminine side.. ROWL!"
"These yellow trousers are simply da bomb!"
"Oh no, here comes Frieza. Dangit! He probably brought his BSB album....."
"There's.....someone.....else.....there.....with...Frieza........AHHHHHH!"
"Who'd the kid with the sword? He looks pretty good!"
"Ooooo, a blondie boy! *sigh* I wish I could make my hair go like that. Oh, to have flowing golden hair...."
"What!? He beat Frieza!? HMPH! I wanted to do that......"
"He knows Kakarot?! YAY! WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
"Oh goody, he has soda! I wonder if he has any Pepsi? Mmmm..... Pepsi..... *drool*"
"Androids?! As long as they have fashion sense, I don't mind them being here!"
"That kid is staring at me... I'm flattered!"
"He's still staring..... OOOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh Bulma, you make me feel so happy!"

Vegeta's Thoughs from The Android/Cell Saga(s)

"Is that kid coming back?"
"This new armour is outstanding! I LOVE IT!"
"Bulma, your eyes are like pools of blue water that I want to bathe in forever....."
"I'm the kid's dad! WHOO HOO!"
"Hey son, wanna play catch?"
"It's so great having a son"
"That blonde Android is cute!"
"Owch, that Android hurt me.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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