Funny/Stupid/Kewl/Other Quotes From DBZ!!! - Okay, okay. Do you ever laugh at those stupid lines the DBZ Gang say sometimes? Really stupid/rude lines? Then this is the place for you! - Dragonball - http://phatbowling.com/animecomedy/DBZ

Goku: Don't get too excited Frieza...[I knew it! I KNEW IT! They're having an AFFAIR!]

Frieza: Bulls eye! [Ehh...which bull's eye, exactly?]

Marren: Well, he's BALD! [This one's not rude, I just think it's stupid...]

Gohan: Good ole Namek! Where balls are born! [Hehe...Gohan said 'balls'...hehe...]

Krillin: I have the POOOWAAAH! [Ehh...what power do you mean...?! XD]

King Cold: What's a Goku? [¬_¬...uhh...]

Krillin:It's not over till the fat lady sings. Vegeta: Well, I'd say she's sung a few bars... [[Gulps]]

Piccolo: Yes, YES! I can do this, I CAN WIN! [That sounds just sooooo gay...]

Piccolo: Sorry I was so hard on you, I knew you could take it. [I thought this was a KIDS cartoon?!]

Garlic Jnr.: Come to Big Daddy Garlic! [Ooooh....that don't sound good...]

Frieza: Alright, big guy. Whatever turns you on...[Ew! FUNimation REALLY screwed up this time!]

Goku: And to make things worse, he was just a monkey. Rrright? [Ooo I just love it when he says that...XD]

Purple Dude Who Works For Frieza On Planet Tasbah: Now get back to work, you bums! [Which particular type of bum is he talking about here?]

Chichi: Is that Gohan? It IS! MY BAYBEEEE!!! [How exactly is that meant to sound?]

Garlic Jr: *Points at the floor, well, not exactly, a bit higher, you know where I mean!* Allow me to show you my source of power! [HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!]

Frieza: GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWWWWWW!!!!! [Hmmmmm Frieza needs it and needs it now!]

Vegeta: WHAT!? Kinda cute? Bone-head! [Oh c'mon can't Vegeta say something better than bone head?]

Vegeta: Holly ****** [the ****** is cosmos, FUNimation forgot to censor that word too]

Dying Vegeta: huhhh, hmmmm herrr, HE IS A SUPER SAIYAN! arggg huhhhh,,, [the uhhhs and huhhs and argggs and the herrrs mean that he's dying and he's clearly just lingering on]

Spice (of the spice boys): Oh master what a perfect plan! [He's either trying to turn him on or just sucking up to the short immortal guy, thats Gay lick Jr. Mwuahahaha I made that mistake on purpose]

Freiza (when Trunks goes SS): Those eyes... THOSE EYES!!! [I guess blue eyes turns Frieza on, what do you say]

Goku: You must be Frieza, the person responsible for the horrible chain of events that have happened on this planet. [Oh my god doesn't Goku sound posh? His voice doesn't but my those words are]

Trunks: Ahhh, so you must be Frieza! [Ooooo I luv that bit!]

King Cold: Please, spare me! I am not evil, it's my son! [What a horrible man, blaming evil on his son, sucking up to a teenager! Obviously, being un-noble like Goku (thank God!) Trunks killed King Cold.]

Trunks: Yes, letting Doctor Gero was a big mistake! [He pronounes it like 'Jeeroh' and he sounds posh]

This is a limited edition/addition (XD) quote! It's not off DBZ, but I took care to make sure Katy didn't know what I was up to when I got her to say it...

ARB Chibi Bra: Say pleeze. [I'm gonna update the site, but I had an idea springing up...]
Vegetaisdabest: Pleeeeeeeeeeze
ARB Chibi Bra: Say pretty pleeze. [She really is too lazy to do it herself, and she seems to want to go to any lengths to make sure she don't have to do nuffin'...]
Vegetaisdabest: Pretty pleeze
ARB Chibi Bra: Say pretty pleeze with a cherry on top.
Vegetaisdabest: Pretty pleeze with a cherry on top! [Gettin' warmer...]
ARB Chibi Bra: OK, I'll do it. But you have to say you love Yajirobe!
Vegetaisdabest: I luv Yajorobe. [I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS SO STUPID AS TO SAY DAT! I WOULD HAVE UPDATED IT MYSELF IF I WERE HER!]

Garlic Jr.: Come to me Gohan, I'm waiting! ::evil laugh:: [OH, MY GOD! He really IS 'Gay-lick Junior'! Unless...unless there's something he's not telling us!]

Piccolo: GOHAAAAAAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! [Waaaah! Piccolo needs some lovin' from his boyfriend!]

Okay, here are some, just SOME quotes I got over from the American Cartoon Network, they had it on the hotel telly over in St. Lucia. Enjoy the future!

Vegeta: What's the matter? You started this game and now you don't want to play anymore? [Ehh...let's leave the explaination to the readers...you can work it out...]

Vegeta: You have to finish what you start. [Same as above]

Vegeta: A little going-away present for you! [Ummm...Vegetable-Ass...do you want to THINK before you say stuff?]

Vegeta: Throw me one of those beans! [I cannot express how funny that is ¬_¬]

Vegeta: Here it comes! [Again, I cannot express how funny that is ¬_¬]

Vegeta (or someone else, I kinda forget who): Rrrr! Curse you, Cell! [Did he do something bad?]

Piccolo: Exactly what I wanted for breakfast! [O_O]

Master Roshi: They look like trouble with a capital 'T'! [Ehhhhh....sure do]

Gohan/Krillin/Someone else (I forget who again): He can do it! He HAS to! [AHHH!]

Gohan/Krillin/Someone else (I forget who again): YOU CAN DO IT PICCOLO! [Eep...]

That's pretty much all I can be bothered to type here, so hope yer entertained for now. :)

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