POKEMON DUNG - And you thought picking up dog poop was bad? - Anime - http://phatbowling.com/anime2009/pokemon

POLIWHIRL DUNG
Runny, all I can say is runny.

VOLTORB DUNG
It looks a lot like deer dung .....................

CHARMANDER DUNG
Sorry I can't show this one to you. It is horribly flamy. Too bad he
hurts his buttox when he goes to the bathroom!

CHARIZARD DUNG
Same as Charmander but much, much bigger.

SQUIRTLE DUNG
Sorry, Squirtle doesn't go to the bathroom, it reuses it. This pokemon has some kind
of organ that picks up the digested food and uses it again as the water
it squirts out of his mouth! NEVER, EVER GET SPRAYED BY A SQUIRTLE,
AND IF YOU DO, THAT'S JUST PLAIN NASTY!!!

BULBASAUR DUNG
It is like cow dung, because it eats so much vegetation. I heard somewhere
that Prof. Oak uses it as fertilizer for his flowers.

PIKACHU DUNG
It's long, runny, and moldy it looks like this ____________________
Believe me, I saw this one, it's nasty!

JIGGLYPUFF DUNG
Jigglypuff's dung is like a glitch in the game it looks like this:
This one's wierd, ain't it!?

DRAGONITE DUNG
It's large, in charge, and it's very stinky. This crap smells of skunk, rotten egg, and moldy mushroom!

ARCANINE DUNG
Twice the size as an Arcanine. I think when it comes out of the buttox it expands!

MEWTWO DUNG
Mewtwo's dung is strangely yellow!

MEW DUNG
No one has any way to prove that this, seen by Ash Ketchum, is real.
He claimed that it came out like fish dung, and when it dropped on the ground
it evaporated quickly.

TOGEPI DUNG
No data available (no one has ever seen a Togepi go to the bathroom!).

CLEFAIRY DUNG
Personally I don't believe that the Moon stone came from the moon. I
think this is Clefairy dung and they only do this five times
in thier lives. Once so they can evolve into a Clefable which completes
the circle of life. (This is just a theory a Clefairy has never been
seen going to the bathroom).

MEOWTH DUNG
Exactly like cat dung but smaller (Instead of the sandbox prefers to use the toilet).

GROWLITHE DUNG
It is exactly the size of golden retreiver dung. Looks the same too...

PSYDUCK DUNG
People are now suggesting (since know one has ever seen Psyduck using the bathroom) that Psyduck is so brainless that it doesn't know how to use the bathroom. But you say, but Nick, it would get poisoned if it didn't use the bathroom. NO!!! Psyduck is so brainless it can't be poisoned!!!

HO-OH DUNG
Tastes like salsa! Mama mia!

LUGIA DUNG
Looks a lot like Ash Ketchum's brain... hmmmm... coinsidence?

CELEBI DUNG
As soon as the dung leaves the buttox it shouts "YIPPEE!", runs around in a little circle for about a minute, and then dies with a ghastly grown.

CHANSEY DUNG
There is a pearl embedded inside the egglike shell of the dung of this pokemon.

DRAGONAIR DUNG
This pokemon's dung is over 900 pages long, written by J.K. Rowling, and is about a young wizard with a scar on his forehead. Dragonair is forced to sit down and read it everytime he goes or else he'll explode with excitement.

GEODUDE DUNG
Really soft and smooshy; policemen often mistake them for donuts.

MR. MIME DUNG
Ooooooooooooooooooh!!!! This one's BABE-ALICIOUS!!!

PIDGEY DUNG
Looks exactly like John Kerry's face.

CLEFABLE DUNG
This one's still a mystery, but it is believed that the moon is actually made of these pokemons' crusty-like dung.

SCYTHER DUNG
We do not speak of this one. It has killed 17 people to date.

BLASTOISE DUNG
This one is spending 9 months in the county jail for sexual assault.

SENTRET DUNG
Has a large smiley face on it. Is from Canada.

RATTATA DUNG
Snaps shuts on the buttox as it leaves the anus. Rattata then excepts as one of its own offspring and milk feeds it.

PIDGEOT DUNG
Looks exactly like Michael Moore's face.

ZAPDOS DUNG
A rare cheese that is held to great esteem in an imaginary kingdom called France.

ARTICUNO DUNG
Is hard as ice. Pichus dig them up and sell them on the black market for porn and drugs.

MOLTRES DUNG
Smells of Sulfur and Jigglypuff crap of the worst kind.

GLOOM DUNG
Gloom poops urine and pees poop.

VENUSAUR DUNG
Venusaur poops out RECYCLED TOILET PAPER.

SEEL DUNG
Seel poops out a little man with super powers. The man is extremely wise of the ways of the Universe. It goes to school, graduates from college, has kids, goes through a mid-life crisis, and inevitably, throws itself off a bridge.

DEWGONG DUNG
Like Seel, only the man is fat and has a bad case of the farts.

VENONAT DUNG
Americans love them because they're soft and cuddly.

PERSIAN DUNG
Comes in the shape of a car then transforms into a robot known as MEGATRON THE TERRIBLE!!!

RAYQUAZA DUNG
Plays much Halo. Is braindead.

POLIWRATH DUNG
Is shaped like Rocky's face (frequently climbs stairs).
-Matt from Montana

ABSOL DUNG
Its Brocks calf muscle, but mouldier, strong but stenchy, eh!
-Rubi from Newcastle, England

TREEKO DUNG
It can shoot a twig right through your brain.So better use fire to destroy it!!!
-Chan Yong Chuan from Singapore
zany-goldfish@yahoo.com

*note: all not marked written by me, Nick

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